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"28 Ellen DeGeneres Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 26 January 1958 | Comedian | Television host | Actress | Writer |

Just go up to somebody on the street and say “You’re it!” and just run away.

Just go Street Run away
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I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.

Really Think Burns of steel
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

Beginning God Light.
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When I go hiking and I get over the hill, That means I am past the hard part and there is a snack in my future. That’s a good thing as far as I am concerned.

Go hiking Means Snack Future
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But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let’s get our priorities straight. I think we all know what’s really important in life? winning an Oscar.

I think Scheme Important
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.

You know Excuse Dress
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Accept who you are unless you’re a serial killer.

Accept Who you Serial killer
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Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.
Life Short Butterfly Average
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People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.

People Funny Child Accountant
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

Stuffed deer Wearing Dark glasses
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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

I think Have Barbie Buzz cut
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We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.

Kindness Compassion Laughter Joy
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It’s our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they are what make us unique. And that’s what I know for sure… I think.

Challenges Obstacles Layers Fun
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Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

Procrastination Problem Solution
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I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

Feel Hangover Happy memories
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If someone says you’re weird, say Thank You.

Someone Weird Thank you
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Go to bed in your fireplace, you’ll sleep like a log

Go Bed Fireplace Sleep
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

Do things Happy Confines Legal system
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You are never too old to play. You are only too old for low-rise jeans.

Never Too old Play
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Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
Never follow Path Means
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e aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble
Space aliens Best creation Offer Pray
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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.

Most comedy Laugh Expense Hurting
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I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s a size zero, which I didn’t even know that they had. It must stand for: “Ohhh my God, you’re thin

Understand Sizes Zero God
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

Normal Dressed Buy Work
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I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.

Godmother Great thing God
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Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on the street saying, ‘I can’t tell if that person is laughing or crying, but either way they seem crazy, let’s walk faster.’ Emote. It’s okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.

Laugh As much Cry Keep doing
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Designing is my hobby. If I didn’t do what I do for a living – at some point when I don’t do this for a living – I’ll probably just do design work. I love finding really special pieces of furniture.

Designing Hobby Living
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Find out who you are and be that person. That’s what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come.
Find out Person truth Soul
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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes & Sayings