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"12 Billy Connolly Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 24 November 1942 | Comedian | Musician | Actor |

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn’t try it on.

Never trust Man When left Alone
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

You judge Man Walk Mile
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There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

Such thing Bad wealth Wrong clothes
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Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

Life Be fun Job Occupation
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If you give people a chance, they shine.

Give people Chance They shine
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage Wonderful invention Bicycle Repair kit
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

Who discovered Get milk From cows Think
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

Pale blue Takes me Week Sunbathing
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

Your mother Never Tell you Drink
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra.I'm never likely to go there.

Should have Learn Never Go there
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

It seems Islam Christianity Judaism
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Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.

Whenever Wear something Expensive Look stolen
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Billy Connolly Quotes & Sayings