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Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

Today True Truer Alive
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

Read Know Learn Places
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Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Fit Stand Out Born
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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Answer Anything Ask Going
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In baseball, you don't know nothing.

Baseball Know Nothing You
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You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Because Careful Get Going
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I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

Day Everyone Just Made
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How can you think and hit at the same time?

Hit How Same Same Time
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Anyone Face His Hit
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I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

Everyone Guy Happy Lucky
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Because Better Cut Eat
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always Come Funerals Go
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You don't make peace with friends. You make it with very unsavory enemies.

Enemies Friends Make Peace
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If you are not around when Africa truly gets going, it would be much like the sceptics who stood on the sidelines in the 1990s convinced that China was going nowhere. How wrong they were.

Africa Around China Convinced
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Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.

Knows Hsitory Social Fair
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I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.

Lazy People Speak Language
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You want me to own a team and deal with these rich, spoiled stubborn athletes, and try to get them to perform? No thank you.

Team Deal Rich Athletes
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You can't go and anticipate what it is that you want to see. You just have to be present. Be where you are.

Anticipate See You Present
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It's different from being 21 and you think there's endless amount of opportunities. At 33, the ending is much, much closer.

Different Endless Much Closer
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If I panic, everyone else panics.
Panic Everyone Else
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These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.

Chess Young Guys Playing
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My parents are my backbone. Still are. They’re the only group that will support you if you score zero or you score 40.

Parents Backbone Still Group
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

Years Dream Sail Safe
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Truth Remember Anything Tell
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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

Frog Best Job Biggest
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Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.

Forgive Kiss Rules Life
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Do something every day that you don’t want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Golden Rule Habit Duty
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As a Christian, when your trial is getting hotter, you are getting closer to your breakthrough! Keep pressing!

Christian Trial Hotter Breakthrough
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That's part of this industry. It's hard a lot of the time, especially when you get knocked down a lot. There's a lot of criticism and it's always in the back of your mind that you may never work again.

Part Industry Time Especially
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When you do children's TV or one episode guest stuff, you have to listen, which is also a great thing to learn. But you don't have individual input.

Children Episode Guest TV
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I wish to assure you that there can never be any return to the state of armed conflict which existed before our commitment to peace and the democratic process of election under the Lancaster House agreement.

Agreement Any Armed Assure
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Girls, learn to take care of yourselves. Some men will use you, use your body, ruin your reputation and then marry a beautiful woman and get born again. And as if that is not enough, use you as testimony in church.

Testimony Church Enough Again
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The only thing that scares me about marriage is that you have to wake up earlier on the wedding day.

Wedding Day Wake Early
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Ladies, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s cold or raining....you are neither an umbrella nor a jacket.

Jacket Umbrella Neither Rain
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the devil always comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.

Girlfriend Whenever Things Seem
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If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

Uniform Wife School Buy
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Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

Look Back Spent Money
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If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk with X-Rays to see inner beauty.

Ugly Stop Beauty Because
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All I hear is NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. If that was God's plan then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

Hear Plan Day God
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It’s hard to bewitch an African lady these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Hard African Lady Time
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Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

Draw Line Face Chest
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Dear ladies, if your boyfriends didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day, you should stop breastfeeding them.

Wish Happy Day Stop
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I will never ever ever do you wrong. I will always always do you right. I will treat you like a queen I will buy you diamond rings.

Diamond Rings Right Wrong
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If you have attended 200 weddings and you are still single you are not different from a canopy.

Single Still Canopy Different
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Keep every part of your towel clean because the part that cleans your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

Every Part Towel Clean
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Witchcraft is when you are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard.

Class Reason Point Rub
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Sometimes you look back at the woman you married, analyze all the problems she has caused you and you realize witchcraft is real.

Real Realize Cause Problem
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Girls of today will be putting flowers on their heads when they are on Snapchat but they feel shy carrying vegetables to sell for their mothers. God is seeing everything you are doing my sister and the thunder that is going to strike you is still doing press ups.

Today Head Feel Shy
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Ladies again if he doesn’t treat you well don’t shave, if he behaves like an animal let him eat in the jungle.

Again Treat Well Shave
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If your father is not happy with you living in his house , he should move out. You’re in your father’s house, he should move to his own father’s house.

Father Happy House Living
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