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With an open mind, seek and listen to all the highest ideals. Consider the most enlightened thoughts. Then choose your path, person by person, each for oneself.

Open Mind Listen Highest
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Always meet petulance with gentleness and perverseness with kindness. A gentle hand can lead even en elephant by a hair. Reply to thine enemy with gentleness.

Meet Petulance Gentleness Perverseness
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He who sows the ground with care and diligence acquires a greater stock of religious merit than he could gain by the repetition of ten thousand prayers

Sows Ground Care Diligence
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Satisfaction linked with dishonor or with harm to others is a prison for the seeker.

Satisfaction Dishonor Harm Prison
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God’s plan provides a way for family relationships to extend beyond the grave. We can return to the presence of God, eternally united with our families.

God Plan Family Relationship.grave
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Remember, we without our roots and branches cannot be saved.

Roots Branches Saved
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Every country has its own reality and its own leaders, and the leaders act in accordance with their reality.

Country Own Leaders Reality
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If I go without rock for too long, I feel depressed
Rock Feel Depressed
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I think too many people look at the arts with a religious outlook. Arts, music, singing and performing, it's all make-believe.

Arts IThink Look Make-Believe
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Once you get involved with blood sport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe your own lies.

You Believe Litigation Drunk
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I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it's going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

Audience Comedies Could Feel
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I've been lucky to work with people that I like most of the time. If I don't like them, I'll play head games with them to get their minds spinning

Been Games Get Head
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“There are good, God-fearing persons who still fall into certain faults, and it is better to bear with them than to be hard on them.”

God Fearing Persons Fault
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I'm going to use all my tools, my God-given ability, and make the best life I can with it.
Ability Best God-Given Going
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“We should take as a maxim never to be surprised at current difficulties, no more than at a passing breeze, because with a little patience we shall see them disappear. Time changes everything.

Maxim Surprised Current Passing
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When one has nothing left to one but memories, one guards and dusts them with especial care

Nothing Left Memories Guards
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No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get creepy - all the things that come with the public eye.

Come Creepy Date Eye
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My family is funny. I think you're born with the gene.

Born Family Funny Gene
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There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit.
Express Femininity Fruit Going
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When I started my career, I started with black comics: Bruce Bruce, Mark Curry, Bill Bellamy. It takes all kinds of influences.

Bill Black Bruce Career
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All forms of tampering with human beings, getting at them, shaping them against their will to your own pattern, all thought control and conditioning is, therefore, a denial of that in men which makes them men and their values ultimate.

Against Beings Conditioning Control
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Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.

Always Bathtub Give Large
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I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.

Awaken Done Fear Fill
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In the first six to twelve months of a war with the United States and Great Britain I will run wild and win victory upon victory. But then, if the war continues after that, I have no expectation of success.

After Britain Expectation First
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Anyone who has seen the auto factories in Detroit and the oil fields in Texas knows that Japan lacks the national power for a naval race with America.

America Anyone Auto Detroit
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I'm against war with the United States. But I am an officer of the Imperial Navy and a subject of His Majesty the Emperor.

Against Am Emperor His
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If we are to have a war with America, we will have no hope of winning unless the U.S. fleet in Hawaiian waters can be destroyed.

America Destroyed Fleet Hawaiian
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I would tell my 23-year-old self to be friends with more comics.

Comics Friends More Self
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Even though there wasn't much damage, it's a disgrace that the skies over the imperial capital should have been defiled without a single enemy plane being shot down. It provides a regrettably graphic illustration of the saying that a bungling attack is better than the most skillful defense.

Attack Been Being Better
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If a war breaks out with the United States, the navy will have to put all its strength into interceptive operations, so... massive sea-borne supplies might be momentarily interrupted.

Breaks Interrupted Massive Might
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I've been entertaining men with my comedy for many, many years, and I don't plan on stopping.
Been Comedy Entertaining Many
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Although a precise outlook on the international situation is hard for anyone to make, it is needless to say that now the time has come for the Navy, especially the Combined Fleet, to devote itself seriously to war preparations, training, and operational plans with a firm determination that a conflict with the U.S. and Great Britain is inevitable.

Although Anyone Britain Combined
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To be labeled pathetic because you enjoy the company of a loving creature who is always down to hang out, sleep, and eat with you is unfair.

Always Because Company Creature
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As long as tides of war are in our favor, the United States will never stop fighting. As a consequence, the war will continue for several years, during which materiel will be exhausted, vessels and arms will be damaged, and they can be replaced only with great difficulties.

Arms Consequence Continue Damaged
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The example afforded before the Great War by Germany - which, if only it had exercised forbearance for another five or ten years, would by now be unrivaled in Europe - suggests that the task facing us now is to build up our strength calmly and with circumspection.

Afforded Another Before Build
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I was once the captain of Akagi, and it is with heartfelt regret that I must now order that she be sunk.

Captain Heartfelt Must Now
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It is like a disease to think that an invincible status has been achieved after being satisfied with the past successful operations.

Achieved After Been Being
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I entered the navy with the great ambition of becoming a naval soldier and going to war. Either I die from this festering wound - because I refuse to have my arm amputated - or I recover from it and continue being a soldier. I have a one-in-two chance, and I shall bet my life on it!

Ambition Arm Because Becoming
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I was frustrated in general with the way women are always portrayed. And it's always through a man's eyes.

Always Eyes Frustrated General
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The most important thing we have to do first of all in a war with the U.S., I firmly believe, is to fiercely attack and destroy the U.S. main fleet at the outset of the war so that the morale of the U.S. Navy and her people goes down to such an extent that it cannot be recovered.

Attack Believe Cannot Destroy
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If birth matters, midwives matter. In Europe, there are hospitals where the cesarean rate is less than 10%, and you'll find midwives in these hospitals, you'll see a lot less re-admissions with infections and complications, and you'll see a lot less injury to mothers.

Birth Complications Europe Find
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We fought until the end and we are all hurting with you. Your support has driven us throughout the World Cup and we cannot thank you enough.

Fought Until Hurting Driven
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You have to, you need to be hard with each other. When things aren't going right you need to tell each other, otherwise it's going to be too easy.

Each Easy Going Hard
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There's always things to improve, you can't be satisfied with what you have.

Always Improve Satisfied Things
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Strange story about Degas. He hated women, didn't want to be with them. Yet he spent much of his life painting them. He had seen his father maltreat his mother, must have had a deep fear that he'd do the same thing.

About Deep Father Fear
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A writer has to live with a sense of honor.

Honor Live Sense Writer
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I am very happy with it, it is a great honour to be the captain of your country.

Am Captain Country Great
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Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.

Wait Everything Right Perfect
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I like the idea of a fully realized collection with artists.

Artists Collection Fully Idea
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For me, I analyze the modern girl, the girl that I'm friends with, and they're empowered: They pay their own bills. They have their own style. They wear clothes - the clothes don't wear them.

Analyze Bills Clothes Empowered
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