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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

About Act Arm Around
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It's very difficult to distinguish between what a person believes and what they say they believe.

Believe Person Between Distinguish
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Through some combination of culture and biology, our minds are intuitively receptive to religion.

Religion Receptive Intuitively Minds
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When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that.

Act Back Beyond Comedian
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I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

Howl Know Life Mean
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The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.
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When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.

Doing Hard Involved Man
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You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a movie - that should inspire you.

Comedy Comedians Inspired Real
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Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot.

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If you're going to be unreligious, it's likely going to be due to reflecting on it and finding some things that are hard to believe.

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All of us roughly know what memory is. I mean, memory is sort of the storage of the past. It's the storage of our personal experiences. It's a very big deal.

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We don't only tell stories when we set out to tell stories, our memory tells us stories. That is, what we get to keep from our experiences is a story.

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There is a huge wave of interest in happiness among researchers. There is a lot of happiness coaching. Everybody would like to make people happier.

Happier People Coaching Among
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The experiencing self lives its life continuously. It has moments of experience, one after the other.

Other After Moments Life
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You know, all that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae.

Else Everything EverythingElse Happy
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Economists think about what people ought to do. Psychologists watch what they actually do.

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Happiness is determined by factors like your health, your family relationships and friendships, and above all by feeling that you are in control of how you spend your time.

Time Spend Control Feeling
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Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave.

Always Awesome Been Disappears
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It's nonsense to say money doesn't buy happiness, but people exaggerate the extent to which more money can buy more happiness.

Happiness Money Extent People
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Poverty is clearly one source of emotional suffering, but there are others, like loneliness. A policy to reduce the loneliness of the elderly would certainly reduce suffering.

Suffering Reduce Certainly Elderly
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People should be conscious of the large contribution made by anything that gets people together easily in the reduction of loneliness and emotional well-being.

Emotional Reduction Easily Large
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Many ideas happen to us. We have intuition, we have feeling, we have emotion, all of that happens, we don't decide to do it. We don't control it.

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It doesn't take many observations to think you've spotted a trend, and it's probably not a trend at all.

Trend Probably Spotted Think
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If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
Further Giants Others Seen
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Christ comes as a thief in the night, & it is not for us to know the times & seasons which God hath put into his own breast.

Christ God God Hath Hath
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To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction.
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It's a wonderful thing to be optimistic. It keeps you healthy and it keeps you resilient.

Resilient Keeps Healthy Optimistic
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Adaptation seems to be, to a substantial extent, a process of reallocating your attention.

Attention Process Extent Seems
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There's a lot of randomness in the decisions that people make.

Make People Decisions Lot
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Although professionals are able to extract a considerable amount of wealth from amateurs, few stock pickers, if any, have the skill needed to beat the market consistently, year after year.

Market Beat Skill Stock
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The same law takes place in a system, consisting of many bodies, as in one single body, with regard to their persevering in their state of motion or of rest. For the progressive motion, whether of one single body or of a whole system of bodies, is always to be estimated from the motion of the center of gravity.

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If I have done the public any service, it is due to my patient thought.

Any Done Due Patient
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Sometimes, if you aren't sure about something, you just have to jump off the bridge and grow your wings on the way down.

Down Wings Grow Bridge
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I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.

Appear Been Before Boy
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An object in motion tends to remain in motion along a straight line unless acted upon by an outside force.

Acted Along Force Line
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In the absence of any other proof, the thumb alone would convince me of God's existence.

Absence Alone Any Convince
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My powers are ordinary. Only my application brings me success.
Application Brings Me Only
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I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.

Careful Going Inside Lady
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I'm astonished by my success. I wrote because I needed to and wanted to. It never occurred to me that I'd become famous.

Famous Become Occurred Never
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Truth is ever to be found in simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things.

Confusion Ever Found Multiplicity
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I think I'm very real as a person, and that comes across in my work.

Work Across Comes Person
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I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified!

Horrified Children Enjoy Lying
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To explain all nature is too difficult a task for any one man or even for any one age. 'Tis much better to do a little with certainty & leave the rest for others that come after you.

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Absolute space, in its own nature, without regard to anything external, remains always similar and immovable. Relative space is some movable dimension or measure of the absolute spaces, which our senses determine by its position to bodies, and which is vulgarly taken for immovable space.

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God is the same God, always and everywhere. He is omnipresent not virtually only, but also substantially, for virtue cannot subsist without substance.

Also Always Cannot Everywhere
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'God' is a relative word and has a respect to servants, and 'Deity' is the dominion of God, not over his own body, as those imagine who fancy God to be the soul of the world, but over servants.

Body Deity Dominion Fancy
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Gravity must be caused by an Agent acting constantly according to certain laws, but whether this Agent be material or immaterial I have left to the consideration of my readers.

According Acting Agent Caused
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I do not love to be printed on every occasion, much less to be dunned and teased by foreigners about mathematical things or to be thought by our own people to be trifling away my time about them when I should be about the king's business.

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If a projectile were deprived of the force of gravity, it would not be deflected toward the earth but would go off in a straight line into the heavens and do so with uniform motion, provided that the resistance of the air were removed.

Air Deprived Earth Force
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If anyone offers conjectures about the truth of things from the mere possibility of hypotheses, I do not see by what stipulation anything certain can be determined in any science, since one or another set of hypotheses may always be devised which will appear to supply new difficulties.

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