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The first time I performed musically, I threw up.
First Musically Performed Threw
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Wherever we halted we were surrounded by wandering troops of Bedouins.

Surrounded Troops Wandering Were
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Between 2 and 3 in the morning of the 19th inst. I was aroused by the cry that the enemy was upon us.

Aroused Between Cry Enemy
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But the idea of a man making his living by writing seemed, in that hardy environment, so fantastic that even today I am sometimes myself assailed by a feeling of unreality.

Environment Even Fantastic Feeling
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Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.

Because Civilized General Having
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I became a writer in spite of my environments.
Became Environments Spite Writer
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People expect me to me a 'shock rocker,' but there's nothing you can do anymore to be shocking.

Anymore Expect Me Nothing
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Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They're the ones who look like hippies.

Around Everyone Hippies Like
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Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different.

Different Each Each Individual Exist
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History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.

All Confirmed Economics History
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Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.

History Horror Last Natural
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No person has the right to rain on your dreams

Dreams Person Rain Right
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We are willing to spend the least amount of money to keep a kid at home, more to put him in a foster home and the most to institutionalize him.

Amount Foster Him Home
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If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.

Back Came Einstein Go
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

About Absolutely AbsolutelyNothing Fairly
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Around Before Boy Dog
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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Afraid Phobias Tell Us
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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

Almost Amount Around Enormous
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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous

Because Discover Famous Fifteen
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Begin Drinking Fools Makes
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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Coat Dry Get Martini
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In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children

America Children Class Classes
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Command Drawing English EnglishLanguage
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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

Down Most Shine Sitting
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down

Around Before Boy Dog
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If you don't like the way the world is, you change it. You have an obligation to change it. You just do it one step at a time.
Change Just Like Obligation
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Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities.

Endure Humans Live Myths
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I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them.

Another Being Experienced Human
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I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

Death Drinking Hurry Know
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Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.

Ancestors Even Gentlemen Ladies
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Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves.

About Angry Anyone Dares
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Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the Church.

Church Earth Fables Miracles
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On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Break Choice Huge Increasingly
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

Him Make Man Monkey
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Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Because Dull Exciting Jersey
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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon

Biggest BiggestObstacle Changing Necessity
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Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

Create Force God Kind
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Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs.
Construct Constructs Contain Mind
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The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps

Freelance Man Paid Per
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The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear.

Abandoned Cry Fear Infant
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other

Cannot Child Children Dogs
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Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous

Bit Even Feeling Just
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Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings

Back Dying Gets Guy
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A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

Asked Come Done Get
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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

Amount Any Anyone Doing
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The average is that which no person quite ever is.

Average Ever Person Quite
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The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill.

Between Border Each Fixed
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I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author.

Any Author Authorities Been
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The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking.

Function Incomprehensible Pick Pockets
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The Grail is the womb of the beloved.

Beloved Womb
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