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All wealth is the product of labor.

Labor Product Wealth All
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I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

Before Die Dolphin Idea
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Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.

Cause Gall Incomes Large
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
Always Insect Lonely Own
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I have spent more than half a lifetime trying to express the tragic moment.

Express Half Lifetime Moment
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When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Abroad Been Exactly Flying
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I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

Any Changed Exciting Invited
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I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

Bad Bad Weather Came Covered
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I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

Got Loads Nephews Nieces
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Bit Cups Got Just
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Being Home Joke Like
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

Along Go I Think Just
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.

About Book Comfortable Days
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Comedy's really subjective, you know.

Comedy Know Really Subjective
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

Books Don Everything Five
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Politics hates a vacuum. If it isn't filled with hope, someone will fill it with fear.

Fear Fill Filled Hates
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Africa is poor because its investors and its creditors are unspeakably rich.
Africa Because Creditors Investors
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That is the core of Trump. He is undoubtedly an idiot, but do not underestimate how good he is at that.
Core Good He How
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I am not saying Russia is not important, but Trump's base is very well defended against that: 'the liberal media is out to get him', 'it's fake news', and all the rest.

Against Am Base Defended
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If David Duke got the percentage of the vote that Le Pen got, we would be terrified, as well we should be.

David Duke Got Pen
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Among my generation, there was a purist position that any contact with electoral politics was an unforgiveable compromise.
Among Any Compromise Contact
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Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours.

Knowledge Makes Materials Mind
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It is of great use to the sailor to know the length of his line, though he cannot with it fathom all the depths of the ocean.

Cannot Depths Fathom Great
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The reason why men enter into society is the preservation of their property.

Enter Men Preservation Property
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There have been presidents with business interests before. But there has never been a fully commercialized global brand as a sitting U.S. president. That is unprecedented.

Been Before Brand Business
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When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that.

Ask Books Couple Done
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I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.

About Bad Doing Experience
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

Buy Came Challenge Did
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That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Bald Exaggerate Having Head
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To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?

Any Been Big Day
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Everything Got No Reason Reason
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

Brainy Depressive Fry Know
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I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

Anything Awards Get Many
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I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

Busy Corner Go Mean
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

About Annoyed Each Get
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I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

Future Just Just Do It Know
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If I could only remember that the days were, not bricks to be laid row on row, to be built into a solid house, where one might dwell in safety and peace, but only food for the fires of the heart.

Remember Days Not bricks Bricks.
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Marxism is the opium of the intellectuals.
Marxism Opium Intellectuals.
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I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.

Adult Brilliantly Car Drive
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At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.

About Brainy Cause Day
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Real genius of moral insight is a motor which will start any engine.

Real genius Moral Insight Motor
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

Atheists Criminals Death Either
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I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

About Bad Bad People Before
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Chinese people age overnight.

Age Chinese Chinese People Overnight
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The human imagination has already come to conceive the possibility of recreating human society

Human Imagination Conceive Possibility
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People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.

Answer Door Glass Houses
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

Annoys Being Found Happy
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

Away Challenged Change Just
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If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

Argument Away Because Girlfriend
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The product of the scientific imagination is a new vision of relations - like that of artistic imagination.

Product Scientific Imagination Vision
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