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I like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles better and nerves more.

Better Body Like More
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To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.

Any Battle Being Best
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Unbeing dead isn't being alive.

Alive Being Dead Isn't
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I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.

Amazing Blue Day Dream
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I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance.

Bird Dance How Learn
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To destroy is always the first step in any creation.
Always Any Creation Destroy
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Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.

Better Fate Kisses Than
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Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.

Any Else Love Makes
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Listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go.

Door Go Good Hell
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Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question.

Always Answer Ask Beautiful
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A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.
Arse Everyone Except Man
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Attacked Being Controlled Girl
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Fat Found Hang Look
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Calendar Day Getting Jealousy
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Always Day Did Eye
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To like an individual because he's black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn't white.

Because Black Dislike He
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Come Day Girl Home
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If a poet is anybody, he is somebody to whom things made matter very little - somebody who is obsessed by Making.

Anybody He Little Made
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
Being Draw Men Most
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Nothing recedes like progress.

Like Nothing Progress Recedes
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Get Honest Luck No Respect
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Bartender Beat God He
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Cat Covering Kept Me
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

About Bee Birds Butcher
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Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

Before Dared Darkness Deep
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Arm Bone Dog Favorite
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
Became Horrible Insane Intervals
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

Because Call Dog Egypt
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Writers like teeth are divided into incisors and grinders.

Divided Like Teeth Writers
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One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

Asked Birth Birth Control Boy
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
Dream See Seem Within
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The reason that there are so few good books written is that so few people who write know anything.

Write Reason Good Books
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Halloween Kids Like Looking
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They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

Cognizant Day Dream Escape
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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

Afraid Dark Light Me
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Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

Misconception A Stupidity Talent
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Coming Coming Home Door Home
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I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect - in terror.

Absolute Danger Effect Except
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Chair Dying Electric He
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All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.

Evolved Fear Fraud Friend
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

Fed Friend Liked Me
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The rudiment of verse may, possibly, be found in the spondee.

Found May Possibly Verse
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The ninety and nine are with dreams, content but the hope of the world made new, is the hundredth man who is grimly bent on making those dreams come true.

Bent Come Content Dreams
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I need scarcely observe that a poem deserves its title only inasmuch as it excites, by elevating the soul. The value of the poem is in the ratio of this elevating excitement.

Deserves Excitement Excites Need
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

After Born Had I Was Born
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Again Boyfriend Broke Her
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The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Collection Distribution Memory Offices
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Around Came Carries Father
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary.

Dreary Midnight Once Weak
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When any calamity has been suffered the first thing to be remembered is, how much has been escaped.

Any Been Calamity Escaped
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