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I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby.

Think Kids Have Married
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There's more pressure to be famous for being yourself than if you're being a character.

There More Pressure Be
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I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.

Always Been Type Fall
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You never know what the future holds or where my life will take me.

Never Know What Future
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Gotta Put Rain Rainbow
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When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next.

Inspired Come Next See
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If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

Road Start Walking Paving
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I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Cranky Enough Now Old
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Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good.

Attitude Ever Good Older
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A lot of people have said I'd have probably done better in my career if I hadn't looked so cheap and gaudy. But I dress to be comfortable for me, and you shouldn't be blamed because you want to look pretty.

Better Blamed Career Cheap
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I love to flirt, and I've never met a man I didn't like.

Flirt Like Love Man
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I think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn't want them either, so it worked out well.

Children Desire Well Either
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My songs are like my children - I expect them to support me when I'm old.

Children Expect Like Old
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I'm gonna be making records anyway, even if I had to sell 'em out of the trunk of my car. I'm that kind of musician and singer.

Records Sell Singer Trunk
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I can't tell anybody else how to run their life or their business, but I really believe I've got a good bead on myself.

Life Myself Really Run
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I know who I am, I know what I can and can't do. I know what I will and won't do. I know what I'm capable of and I don't agree to do things that I don't think I can pull off.

Agree Capable Know Off
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If I hadn't been a woman, I'd be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I'd be dressing up in them high heels and putting on the big hair. I'd be like Ru Paul.

Big Drag Dressing Flair
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I just kind of wake up with a new idea and new dreams every day, and I follow that dream, as they say.

Day Dream Every Follow
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I'm not happy all the time, and I wouldn't want to be because that would make me a shallow person. But I do try to find the good in everybody.

Person Shallow Happy Time
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I write for myself things that I've gone through.

Gone Myself Things Through
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I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.

Act Anything Classes Classroom
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Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

Change Comedians Crowd Directions
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.

Jokes Life Mean My Life
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God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.

Because Disappointed Do The Right Thing Does
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My mother raised me in the church. I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday; there was no option. I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.

Allowed Choir Church College
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Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.

About After Being Comedy
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Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.

Experiences Failure Got Great
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I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.

Expert Manhood Men Really
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Other than my foundation - mentoring programs - everything I do is for money.
Everything Foundation Mentoring Money
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If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancee, his wife, his baby's mama, something.

After Baby Fiancee Give
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Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.

About Across Care Come
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The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.
Bar High Problem Setting
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African women in general need to know that it's OK for them to be the way they are - to see the way they are as a strength, and to be liberated from fear and from silence.

African Fear General Know
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How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.

About How Kept Knowledge
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A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are.

About Gotta Guy He
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We owe it to ourselves and to the next generation to conserve the environment so that we can bequeath our children a sustainable world that benefits all.

Benefits Bequeath Children Conserve
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I am working to make sure we don't only protect the environment, we also improve governance.

Also Am Environment Governance
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Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.

About Because Care Day
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All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love.

About Dresser Earned Family
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I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.
Amount Common Doctor Just
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I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan.

Being Myself Never Plan
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You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you're in trouble.
Argument Be Happy Couple Every
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It is important to nurture any new ideas and initiatives which can make a difference for Africa.

Africa Any Difference Ideas
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The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, 'Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day.' And 15 years later, I did.

Afterwards Day Did Doing
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Women are responsible for their children, they cannot sit back, waste time and see them starve.

Back Cannot Children Responsible
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My mother was a Sunday school teacher. So I am a byproduct of prayer. My mom just kept on praying for her son.

Am Her I Am Just
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I don't think it's cool for people to say, 'You shouldn't reference God because I don't believe that, and I don't want to hear it.' Well, there's a lot of stuff I don't believe that I still gotta hear.

Because Believe Cool God
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We need to promote development that does not destroy our environment.
Destroy Development Does Environment
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It's the little things citizens do. That's what will make the difference. My little thing is planting trees.

Citizens Difference Little Make
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You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there's no class for comedy. You have to be born with it. God has to give you this gift.

Acting Almost Almost Anything Anything
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