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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

After Born Had I Was Born
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Again Boyfriend Broke Her
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The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Collection Distribution Memory Offices
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Around Came Carries Father
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary.

Dreary Midnight Once Weak
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When any calamity has been suffered the first thing to be remembered is, how much has been escaped.

Any Been Calamity Escaped
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Dog Drink Glass Kisses
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Between falsehood and useless truth there is little difference. As gold which he cannot spend will make no man rich, so knowledge which cannot apply will make no man wise.

Apply Between Cannot Difference
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Many things difficult to design prove easy to performance.

Design Difficult Easy Many
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Coming Drinking Going Juice
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I would define, in brief, the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty.
Beauty Brief Creation Define
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Ask Big Get How
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The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be.

Everything Genius Saying Should
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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Call Faith Fools Friends
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

Feed Me Mother Shot
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It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

Dream Existence Fancy Future
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Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.

Beauty Development Excites Invariably
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There is something in the unselfish and self-sacrificing love of a brute, which goes directly to the heart of him who has had frequent occasion to test the paltry friendship and gossamer fidelity of mere Man.

Brute Directly Fidelity Frequent
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That man is not truly brave who is afraid either to seem or to be, when it suits him, a coward.

Afraid Brave Coward Either
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In criticism I will be bold, and as sternly, absolutely just with friend and foe. From this purpose nothing shall turn me.

Absolutely Bold Criticism Foe
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The nose of a mob is its imagination. By this, at any time, it can be quietly led.

An Imagination Led Mob
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To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness.

Attain Great Great Man Greatness
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There are few cases in which mere popularity should be considered a proper test of merit; but the case of song-writing is, I think, one of the few.

Case Cases Considered Few
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That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful.

Beautiful Contemplation Derived Intense
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A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this - that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds can be made - not to understand - but to feel - as crime.

About Against Argument Charity
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Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

Exquisite Horror Impress Mind
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The generous Critic fann'd the Poet's fire, And taught the world with reason to admire.
Admire Critic Fire Generous
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Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.

Intelligence Madness Science Sublimity
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If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Anything Forget Make Note
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Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

Able Been Dislike Has Been
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Bartender Her Me Psychiatrist
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It will be found, in fact, that the ingenious are always fanciful, and the truly imaginative never otherwise than analytic.

Always Analytic Fact Found
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Father Finger He I Remember
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Words are but the signs of ideas.

Ideas Signs Words
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I am above the weakness of seeking to establish a sequence of cause and effect, between the disaster and the atrocity.

Above Am Atrocity Between
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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

Cigarette General He Me
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The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
Beautiful Beautiful Woman Death Most
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All the arguments which are brought to represent poverty as no evil show it evidently to be a great evil.

Argument Brought Evidently Evil
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Asleep Blind Blind Man Day
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Experience has shown, and a true philosophy will always show, that a vast, perhaps the larger portion of the truth arises from the seemingly irrelevant.

Always Arise Experience Irrelevant
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What makes all doctrines plain and clear? About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was proved true before, prove false again? Two hundred more.

About Again Before Clear
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The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?

Begins Best Boundaries Death
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Bath Could Hated Me
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Every man is rich or poor according to the proportion between his desires and his enjoyments.

According Between Desires Every
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

Another Came Cement Felt
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Happy Met Then Were
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Born Doctor I Was Born Mother
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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Chocolate Cook Got Made
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Lord, help my poor soul.

Help Lord Poor Soul
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Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

Away Children Extinction Fought
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