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I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it's what I live for.

Love Being Stage Able
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When you're coming up with new material, it's not always gonna be good. The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it's working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You're constantly rebuilding.

When New Coming Material
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Perhaps all the dragons of our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us once beautiful and brave.

Beautiful Brave Dragons Lives
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I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It's the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.

Happy About Working Happy
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The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.

Two Things World Share
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The deepest experience of the creator is feminine, for it is experience of receiving and bearing.

Bearing Creator Deepest Experience
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Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying.

Comedy's About Opening Being
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When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage.

When People Get Married
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Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

Stand-up Comedy Mine Entity
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My kids are coming up in a different time then me. Interracial couples are of the norm. With me, it's about making sure my kids understand the importance of education and having opportunities that I didn't. My goal as a parent is to make sure they don't take what they have for granted.

Kids Coming Up Different
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I got a chance to work with Stallone and De Niro - pretty much sums it up for me. You can tell where you're going in your career by the company you keep.

Got Chance Work With
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Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

Everything Funny Yes Positive
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Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart.

Apart Before Curtain Falling
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People don't want drama 365 days a year. I'm a sense of relief; it's my job to take your mind off what's bad for that brief second you're in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I'm doing.

People Don't Drama Days
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It's very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be.

Very Rare That Get
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You've gotta understand that with branding and the way things are promoted, in our day and age, your older movie stars are not reachable or accessible because they're not a part of the whole social media world.

Gotta Understand Branding Way
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This younger generation that's around, that's tweeting, Facebooking and Vine-ing, the fans appreciate that because they feel like they can get to you.

This Younger Generation Around
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If you look at me in 'Ride Along,' even though I'm playing two different characters, my demeanor and my tone were not aggressive.

Look Me Ride Along
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I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

Write Course Material Funny
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Try to realize it's all within yourself no one else can make you change, and to see you're only very small and life flows on within you and without you.

Change Else Flows Life
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For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.

Another Being Difficult Human
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There's high, and there's high, and to get really high - I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high-that's where I'm going.

Get Going High Mean
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Believe that with your feelings and your work you are taking part in the greatest; the more strongly you cultivate this belief, the more will reality and the world go forth from it.

Belief Believe Cultivate Feelings
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All emotions are pure which gather you and lift you up; that emotion is impure which seizes only one side of your being and so distorts you.

Being Emotion Emotions Gather
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We were talking about the space between us all and the people who hide themselves behind a wall of illusion. Never glimpse the truth - then it's far too late when they pass away.

About Away Behind Between
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Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers.

Along Answers Day Distant
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The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.
Defeated Greater Life Purpose
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He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there's another dog.

Another Dog Fact He
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Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.
Consists Each Greet Love
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Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.

Catastrophe Clearly Fast Goes
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The Beatles will go on and on.

Beatles Go Will
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Hippies are so phoney and fake.

Fake Hippies
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My experience has been in a short 77 years that in the end when you fight for a desperate cause and have good reasons to fight, you usually win.

Been Cause Desperate End
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And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been.

Been Full Never New
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You've got as many lives as you like, and more, even ones you don't want.

Even Got Like Lives
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You can get caught up in making and missing shots, but the game is so much more.

Caught Game Get Making
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The nicest thing is to open the newspapers and not to find yourself in them.

Find Newspapers Nicest Open
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After all we did for Britain, selling that corduroy and making it swing, all we got was a bit of tin on a piece of leather.

After Bit Britain Did
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The main purpose of science is simplicity and as we understand more things, everything is becoming simpler.

Becoming Everything Main More
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People are simply screwing up when they go out and buy beefsteak, which is killing them with cancer and heart troubles. The stuff costs a fortune, too. You could feed a thousand people with lentil soup for the cost of half a dozen filets.

Buy Cancer Cost Costs
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If you get up in the morning and think the future is going to be better, it is a bright day. Otherwise, it's not.

Better Bright Day Future
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I try to watch film with teammates and help them as well, so that's just part of the game, part of playing.

Film Game Help Just
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I'd like to dial it back 5% or 10% and try to have a vacation that's not just e-mail with a view.

Back Dial E-Mail Just
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The Beatles exist apart from myself. I am not really Beatle George. Beatle George is like a suit or shirt that I once wore on occasion, and until the end of my life, people may see that shirt and mistake it for me.

Am Apart Beatle Beatles
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Patience is a virtue, and I'm learning patience. It's a tough lesson.

Learning Lesson Patience Tough
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If you want to be popular and famous, you can do it; it's dead easy if you have that ego desire. But most of my ego desires as far as being famous and successful were fulfilled a long time ago.

As Far As Being Being Famous Dead
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For all the supporters of Tesla over the years, and it's been several years now and there have been some very tough times, I'd just like to say thank you very much. I deeply appreciate the support, particularly through the darkest times.

Appreciate Been Darkest Deeply
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If I write a tune and people think it's nice, then that's fine by me, but I hate having to compete and promote the thing. I really don't like promotion.

Compete Fine Hate Having
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With the ball in your hands as the point guard, you want to be able to control the game and take care of it.

Able Ball Care Control
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When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' That was a huge bet he made, and it worked.

Bet Car Cheap Ford
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