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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival. - Demetri Martin

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Author's Biography:
Name: Demetri Martin
Born: May 25, 1973.
Profession: Comedian | Actor | Film director | Cartoonist | Musician |


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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival. - Doris Lessing quotes