My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

Create free wallpaper (Make a wallpaper or screensaver out of this quote with your image)

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents. - Russell Brand

---

Related Authors
Michael Palin | Simon Pegg | Dudley Moore | Henny Youngman | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Gene Simmons | Andy Biersack |

Related Quotes

The only one standing in your way is you. Go for what you want at full speed, no hesitation, no questions.

Sola Sobowale

Your way Standing Speed Hesitation

---

Nothing is ever too good to be true.

Michael Faraday

Nothing Too good True

---

The main obligation is to amuse yourself.

S. J. Perelman

Main Obligation Amuse Yourself

---

Na economy recession make teacher use ruler dey measure yam.

Pidgin Sayings

Teacher Economy Recession Ruler

---

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Victor Borge

Laughter People Distance Two

---

If you lose wonder, you've lost everything.

Goldie Hawn

You Lose Wonder Everything

---

As life grows more terrible, its literature grows more terrible.

Wallace Stevens

Grows Life Literature More

---

The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.

Aristotle Onassis

Secret Business Know Something

---

Pastor wen dey pray for mad pesin no dey close eye.

Pidgin Sayings

Pastor Mad Pray Eye

---

Destiny Is Not A Matter Of Chance But Of Choice, Be Miserable Or Motivate Yourself, Whatever Has To Be Done Is Always Your Choice

Peruzzi

Destiny Chance Choice Be miserable

---

If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.

Billy Joel

Not doing You love Wasting Your time

---

Measure your progress by your experience of the love of God and its exercise before men.

William Wilberforce

Progress Experience Love God

---

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents. - William Wilberforce quotes