My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

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My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents. - Russell Brand

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My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents. - Robert Greene (The 48 Laws of Power) quotes