My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. - Roseanne Barr

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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. - Kinky Friedman quotes