If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse.

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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse. - Finley Peter Dunne

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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you had a good nurse. - Mike Ditka quotes