I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

Create free wallpaper (Make a wallpaper or screensaver out of this quote with your image)

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. - Demetri Martin

---

Related Authors
Amy Poehler | Donald Glover | Steve Allen | Carrie Fisher | Broda Shaggi | Craig Ferguson | Broda Shaggi | Jackie Chan |

Related Quotes

Arrogance always destroys opportunity

T. D. Jakes

Arrogance Always Destroys Opportunity

---

Happiness is a continuous creative activity.

Baba Amte

Happiness Continuous Creative Activity.

---

I found the voice within me. No man can curse what God has made

Tems

Voice No man Curse God

---

In a world tainted by hate and negativity, stand out, shine bright and always be proud of who you are.

Ben Murray-Bruce

World Hate Negativity Shine

---

In whatever you are doing, be yourself, be unique and be real

Kenny Blaq

Be yourself Be unique Be real

---

Friendships are nice. So is competence.

Michael Crichton

Friendships Nice Competence

---

The most fruitful tree receives the most stones. Bear this in mind if you have many haters. You are not HATEFUL. You are SUCCESSFUL. Asking God to remove your haters is tantamount to asking Him to remove your success. Better to deal with the hatred

Reno Omokri

Fruitful Haters Hateful Successful

---

To build a strong foundation for a new country. the elements of forgiveness, absence of wickedness, absence of hatred, absence of revenge, is very crucial.

Ahmed Kathrada

Strong foundation Elements Forgiveness Absence

---

You can only choose between rich and poor. The middle class is gone.

Robert Kiyosaki

Between Choose Class Gone

---

You owe it to yourself to evolve beyond anybody's imagination especially for those people that didn't rate you

Dj Kaywise

Imagination Evolve Owe

---

Do not let any sweet-talking woman beguile your good sense with the fascination of her shape. It's your barn she's after.

Hesiod

Sweet talking Woman Good sense Fascination

---

Never allow bitter people make you lose your sweetness. Instead, use your sweetness to make them lose their bitterness.

Reno Omokri

Never Bitter Lose Sweetness

---

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. - Reno Omokri quotes