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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

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Author's Biography:
Name: Henny Youngman
Born: 16 March 1906. Died: 24 February 1998
Profession: Comedian | Musician |

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

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Henny Youngman quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: Henny Youngman
Born: 16 March 1906. Died: 24 February 1998
Profession: Comedian | Musician |

Related Authors
Michael Palin | Russell Brand | Simon Pegg | Dudley Moore | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Andrea Bocelli | Gene Simmons |

Be a better version of you, yourself in the old universe would be proud, rewrite your story.

In life, there is no such thing as impossible; it's always possible.

Be loyal to your FUTURE not your past. GRATITUDE

If there is peace, Gold is Gold; If there is no peace, Bread is Gold.

Sometimes one must travel far to discover what is near.

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.

Friendships are nice. So is competence.

Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and twice as beautiful as youâ€™ve ever imagined.

If you're going to train your body, it would be a really good thing to also train your brain.

If you can't get a job create 1

Law 45: Preach the need for change, but never reform too much at once

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Robert Greene (The 48 Laws of Power) quotes

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential. these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

Embrace your dreams and advance as far as they can take you.

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

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Henny Youngman quotes

Author's Biography: Name: Henny Youngman Born: 16 March 1906. Died: 24 February 1998 Profession: Comedian | Musician |

Related Authors Michael Palin | Russell Brand | Simon Pegg | Dudley Moore | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Andrea Bocelli | Gene Simmons |

Be a better version of you, yourself in the old universe would be proud, rewrite your story.

In life, there is no such thing as impossible; it's always possible.

Be loyal to your FUTURE not your past. GRATITUDE

If there is peace, Gold is Gold; If there is no peace, Bread is Gold.

Sometimes one must travel far to discover what is near.

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't grieve over.

Friendships are nice. So is competence.

Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and twice as beautiful as youâ€™ve ever imagined.

If you're going to train your body, it would be a really good thing to also train your brain.

If you can't get a job create 1

Law 45: Preach the need for change, but never reform too much at once

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Robert Greene (The 48 Laws of Power) quotes

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential. these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

Embrace your dreams and advance as far as they can take you.

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Author's Biography:
Name: Henny Youngman
Born: 16 March 1906. Died: 24 February 1998
Profession: Comedian | Musician |

Related Authors
Michael Palin | Russell Brand | Simon Pegg | Dudley Moore | Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Andrea Bocelli | Gene Simmons |