I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'

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I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?' - Lewis Grizzard

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