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"1355 Personality Quotes

I don't crave publicity, you know.
Crave Know Publicity You
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I hate everything which is not in myself.

Everything Hate Myself Which
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In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

Ever Fantasy Loves Me
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What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.

After Frankly Great Happen
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As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date

AsFarAs Concerned Date Even
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I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

Am Continually Controversial Difficulty
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Nobody can take you for granted if you don't grant them permission
Nobody For granted Permission Grant
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Denial has been a way of life for me for many years. I actually believe in denial.
Actually Been Believe Denial
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I just need to figure out how to grow without compromising.

Just need Figure out Grow Without compromising
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I'm religious about salted butter. I don't understand how it happened that everyone thought we should all have sweet butter. I blame the French.

About Blame Butter Everyone
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I'm not bothered by my appearance.
Appearance By Bothered Not
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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.

Most comedy Laugh Expense Hurting
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I often feel, and ever more deeply I realize, that fate and character are the same conception.

Character Conception Deeply Ever Fate
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My mother answers all my fan mail.

Answers Fan FanMail Mail
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My sunglasses are like my guitar.

Guitar Like Sunglasses
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No, my work does not reflect my sexual preferences, it reflects the fact that I feel total freedom as an artist.

Artist Does Fact Feel
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The issue of gender was never my biggest concern; my biggest concern was doing good work. When the feminist movement really got going, I wasn't an active part of it because I was more concerned with my own mental pursuits.

Active Because Biggest Concern
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In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviorally wild, and it's crazy to think of any form where it's just one way.

Actor Any Be Real Could
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It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I've never had any trouble identifying with the character that I'm playing.

Alike Any Character Had
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Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.

Almost Almost Everyone Everyone Me
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In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.

Back Class Half Last
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I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age.

Age Any Decide Feel
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I draw from the crowd a lot.
Crowd Draw Lot I
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I believe that my choosing my present course I do no dishonor to them, or to those who may come after me.

After Believe Choosing Come
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Historically, I believe I was correct in refusing to answer their questions.

Answer Believe Correct Historically
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One thing you gotta know about me is I have absolutely no filter. I have no problem saying what the hell I think of someone.

About Absolutely Filter Gotta
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I am not going to answer any questions as to my association, my philosophical or religious beliefs or my political beliefs, or how I voted in any election, or any of these private affairs.

Affairs Am Answer Any
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Eeew, I'd be a little uncomfortable Googling myself. People sit there - and Google themselves? That's kind of weird.

Google Kind Little Myself
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I think these are very improper questions for any American to be asked, especially under such compulsion as this. I would be very glad to tell you my life if you want to hear of it.

American Any Asked Compulsion
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What people see on court is another side of me; it's not me.

Another Court Me People
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I like to say I'm more conservative than Goldwater. He just wanted to turn the clock back to when there was no income tax.

Back Clock Conservative He
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I still call myself a communist, because communism is no more what Russia made of it than Christianity is what the churches make of it.

Because Call Christianity Churches
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It's a very important thing to learn to talk to people you disagree with.

Disagree Important ImportantThing Learn
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Being generous of spirit is a wonderful way to live.
Being Generous Live Spirit
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I'm still a communist in the sense that I don't believe the world will survive with the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer - I think that the pressures will get so tremendous that the social contract will just come apart.

Apart Believe Come Communist
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My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

Being Careers Comedians Heavy
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We do not imitate, but are a model to others.

Imitate Model Others
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I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events.
Events Every Go Night
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Everywhere I go, people know who I am.
Everywhere People Know Who
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Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Drain Either Fun Hate
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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

About Act Arm Around
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When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that.

Act Back Beyond Comedian
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We don't only tell stories when we set out to tell stories, our memory tells us stories. That is, what we get to keep from our experiences is a story.

Story Keep Get Set
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Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave.

Always Awesome Been Disappears
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I do not love to be printed on every occasion, much less to be dunned and teased by foreigners about mathematical things or to be thought by our own people to be trifling away my time about them when I should be about the king's business.

About Away Business Every
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I don't go for the flash and panache.

Flash Go
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George Martin, he's very good at a very sort of lush, sweet arrangement.
Arrangement George Good He
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You know, I'm a pretty mellow guy. I'm pretty easy-going. I see everyone's perspective.

Everyone Guy ISee Know
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I don't like rehearsing.

Don't Like Rehearsing
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I'm the only person who's ever opened the Oscars or done a spot on the Oscars without a script and having it on autocue.

Done Ever Having Only
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