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18 Vaudevillian Quotes

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bank Place Lend you Money
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Any charity Your heart Have The worst
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

My idea Old fashioned Loving others Have
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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Benefits All religions Hate Technicality
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Always been Right place Time Steered
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Feel old Anything Time My nap
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Laugh Can do Transform Unbearable tears
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People Throw kisses Hopelessly lazy
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never Get tired Stop Take time
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Play golf Shoot My age Weight instead
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

It fun The course Lie Sun
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age Still believe Feel better Morning
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I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.

Live Money Love
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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Whispered Heart Kissed Soul
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We cast away priceless time in dreams, born of imagination, fed upon illusion, and put to death by reality.

Time Dreams Imagination Reality
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The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart.
Treasures Invisible Heart
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Never be a second-rate version of someone else, be a first-rate version of yourself

Version Someone Yourself
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Behind every cloud is another cloud.

Behind Cloud
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