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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. - Bob Hope

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Author's Biography:
Name: Bob Hope
Born: 29 May 1903. Died: 27 July 2003
Profession: Comedian | Vaudevillian | Actor |

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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

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Bob Hope quotes

Author's Biography:
Name: Bob Hope
Born: 29 May 1903. Died: 27 July 2003
Profession: Comedian | Vaudevillian | Actor |

Related Authors
Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Judy Garland |

Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is life itself, it is an insane way to live.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

If it doesnâ€™t open, itâ€™s not your door. Open a new one cos that might have the keys you should have used for the first door

I liked myself better when I wasn't me.

When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.

What we do for Jesus Christ is not in vain. Even when no one applauds you, keep doing it! He sees your heart and what you are doing for Him!

When all else fails, complicate matters.

Get one to fail badly and make you a choice and when given the opportunity fail extremely badly and make anything a choice

Do not compare yourself with anyone. Stay in your lane and envy no one.

Honestly, sometimes you just have to be able to listen to yourself and be okay with no one else understanding.

Show me a person who is happy doing his or her job day by day and Iâ€™ll show you someone who is bound to make it big in that endeavour.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. - Toni Tones quotes

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A goat cannot be a lion neither can a pigeon soar like an eagle. The company you keep is a reflection of who you are. As the saying goes show me your friends and I will tell you who you are. God has however given us the liberty of choice.

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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

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Bob Hope quotes

Author's Biography: Name: Bob Hope Born: 29 May 1903. Died: 27 July 2003 Profession: Comedian | Vaudevillian | Actor |

Related Authors Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Judy Garland |

Most people treat the present moment as if it were an obstacle that they need to overcome. Since the present moment is life itself, it is an insane way to live.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

If it doesnâ€™t open, itâ€™s not your door. Open a new one cos that might have the keys you should have used for the first door

I liked myself better when I wasn't me.

When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.

What we do for Jesus Christ is not in vain. Even when no one applauds you, keep doing it! He sees your heart and what you are doing for Him!

When all else fails, complicate matters.

Get one to fail badly and make you a choice and when given the opportunity fail extremely badly and make anything a choice

Do not compare yourself with anyone. Stay in your lane and envy no one.

Honestly, sometimes you just have to be able to listen to yourself and be okay with no one else understanding.

Show me a person who is happy doing his or her job day by day and Iâ€™ll show you someone who is bound to make it big in that endeavour.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. - Toni Tones quotes

Never injure a friend, even in jest.

A goat cannot be a lion neither can a pigeon soar like an eagle. The company you keep is a reflection of who you are. As the saying goes show me your friends and I will tell you who you are. God has however given us the liberty of choice.

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Author's Biography:
Name: Bob Hope
Born: 29 May 1903. Died: 27 July 2003
Profession: Comedian | Vaudevillian | Actor |

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Amy Poehler | Broda Shaggi | Judy Garland |