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1174 Filmmaker Quotes

People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.

About Fun Other People
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Everywhere I go, people know who I am.
Everywhere People Know Who
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I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Down Funny Giggle Just
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I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

Audience Dictates Feel Get
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In my 30s, it wasn't cool to like Pauly Shore movies. It was cool to like them when they came out, then it wasn't cool.
Came Cool Like Movies
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The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me.

Away Coming Every Familiarity
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When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.

Criticized Get Going Hey
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.

Chose Comedy Funny Inherently
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I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality.

Based Best Comedy Reality
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When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

About Bike Care Did
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I miss working with great actors, working with great directors

Actor Directors Great Miss
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I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.
Gotta Look Opposed Stuff
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We all have a past; it's just that my past is out there for all to see.

Just Out Past See
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I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.

Election Get How Interested
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Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Drain Either Fun Hate
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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

About Act Arm Around
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When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that.

Act Back Beyond Comedian
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I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?

Howl Know Life Mean
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The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.
About Best Control Everything
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When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.

Doing Hard Involved Man
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You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a movie - that should inspire you.

Comedy Comedians Inspired Real
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Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot.

Physically Unrealistic Character Beat
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I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

About Everybody First Generic
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It's insane but it's a great insane.

Great Insane
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Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.
Actor Enriching Most Theater
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I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am.

Am Anything Because Bothers
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I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Because Comedian Concern Consider
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I'm sure that my wanting to be an actor had to do with a need for approval.

Actor Approval Had Need
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Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Anguish Behind Ever Everything
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My parents were married my whole life until my father passed away a few years ago.

Away Father Few Life
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If someone made fun of me, I'd be bummed out. But I'd play it like I thought it was hilarious.
Fun Hilarious Like Made
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Everyone deserves to be free and in every space.

Everyone Deserves Free Space
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Fear is what makes comedy funny.

Comedy Fear Funny Makes
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No one is free until everyone is free; And this is why we fight!

No one Free Fight
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Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'

Funny Myself See Somebody
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Once we begin to see women as humans with as much right to occupy spaces as men. We would have removed the foundation upon which gender-based violence thrives.

Begin See women Humans Occupy spaces
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Freedom is exercising your rights getting an education without the fear of sexual harassment.

Freedom Your right Education Sexual harassment
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I have trouble with long-term things. I tend to get obsessed with stuff and then move on. Roles, songs, video games. That's why I was afraid of marriage. Because it was like a lifelong game of 'Madden.'

Afraid Because Game Games
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It’s time we moved the shame from victim to perpetrator. They’re the ones that should be ashamed.

Time We move Shame Victim
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I love straight guys that seem gay. I'm a little like that.
Gay Guys Like Little
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…In reality, we are all losing. We’re losing our planet to plastic. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Reality Losing Our planet Plastic
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Slowly but surely, I’m going to build myself a fantastic portfolio.

Slowly But surely Build myself
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Don’t be ashamed of your church, your religion, your faith. But don’t be silent.

Be ashamed Church Religion Faith
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I'm not good at small talk. I'm really not. I'm not that great at any talk.

Any Good Great Really
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…Do not be indifferent because your silence makes you complicit. And do not wait until a problem gets to your doorstep before you demand justice.

Indifferent Silence Complicit
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Success means different things to different people and it’s okay if it’s money. You may not be famous but if your craft fetches you the money, you’re not a failure!

Success Money Famous
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When I was in my early twenties, I used to grow all sorts of very weird beards. All of them awful in retrospect. I had Civil War beards for a while, then Mennonite beards.

Awful Civil Early Grow
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It’s okay if it’s fame you aspire for. Your goal can be to ensure your name is on the lips of every household and that’s valid too.

Fame Aspire for Name Household
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I treasure laughs more than anything; they've helped me in life the most.
Anything Helped Laughs Life
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…It’s okay to want to make a difference. It’s not cheesy, don’t let them tell you otherwise.
Okay Difference Cheesy
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