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5960 Actor Quotes

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

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I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

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To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

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Bigger is always better.

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I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!

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I just had one of those 'what the hell are we doing' moments.

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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

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I would have to say that looked like it hurt.

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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

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I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius.

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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

AsFarAs Comedy Dad Ever
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Jamie doesn't like to do anything hastily, and I like to do everything incredibly hastily. So therein you have the dichotomy of our patterns.
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That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me hurting myself.

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My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.

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My dignity and good television - they'll never meet.

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Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge!

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The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?

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The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass!

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This is the point in the show where we say, 'Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?'

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Again, like I said, my life has been about being fascinated by objects and the stories that they tell, and also making them for myself, obtaining them, appreciating them and diving into them.

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When I finally got up to Industrial Light And Magic to work on the 'Star Wars' movies as a model-maker, it felt like dying and going to heaven.

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The 'Mythbusters' crew, we monitor the Discovery boards, we look for the new ideas that are being forwarded on those boards, and we keep track of what's going on, we keep updated.

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Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things.
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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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We didn't set out to be educators or even scientists, and we don't purport that what we do is real science but we're demonstrating a methodology by which one can engage and satisfy your curiosity.

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It's sort of a mental attitude about critical thinking and curiosity. It's about mindset of looking at the world in a playful and curious and creative way.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh
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The skeptical community is absolutely near and dear to the 'Mythbusters' heart and there's no small reason that they've embraced us. That's our people. That's the way we like to think.

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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

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I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

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It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.

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There's this group online that I frequent. It's a group of prop crazies just like me called the Replica Props Forum, and it's people who trade, make and travel in information about movie props.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
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New York State is giant and has some of the most beautiful landscape on the Eastern seaboard. There is so much history in New York State, from the Erie Canal to the Catskills, the birth of American stand-up comedy.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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I've learned over decades of building that a deadline is a potent tool for problem-solving.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do.

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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

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I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.
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With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
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As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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