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The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Greatest thing Comedian Talk Fun
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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

Marriage Game Pieces Outcome
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Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

Men Decision Want Game
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You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
You Motivate Challenges Alive
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Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

Start Proven Road Death
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To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.

Guy Laugh Full Information
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Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

Stand-up Mission Life Passion
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Bookstore Evidence People Thinking
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.

Comedy Friends Laugh People
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Book Failures Sell Success
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The best revenge is living well.

Best Revenge Living well
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There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

Patriot Citizen Pledge Flag
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Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.

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I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am..

Speak Mind People Honest
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Wrestling is ballet with violence

Wrestling Ballet Violence
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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.

Religion Weak People Strength
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Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.

Patriotism Loyalty Belief Choice
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Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.

Government Worst Apathy Citizens
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Health insurance should be a given for every citizen.

Health Insurance Given Citizen
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If you're smart enough to go to college, you should be smart and creative enough to pay for it.

Smart College Creative Pay
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You have to accept the rule of law, even when it's inconvenient, if you're going to be a country that bides by the rule of law.

You Accept Law Country
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If you're patriotic, stand up for the Bill of Rights because once they strip your rights from you, you will pay hell to get them back. You will and we're in the process of it right now.

Patriotic Rights Pay You
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In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?

Free Society Commit Crime
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I love my country, not my government.

I Love Country Government
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You can't legislate against stupidity

You Legislate Stupidity
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Love is by far bigger than the government can ever be

Love Bigger Government
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I'm a warrior at heart; I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it mentally. And so I find politics very stimulating; it's war without guns.

Warrior Heart War Politics
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Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.

Government Time Move on Know
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There is no right religion, and no one can prove that there is.

Right Religion Prove
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I think the founding fathers believed religion shouldn't interact directly with government.

Think Religion Interact Government
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Liberty is security. Freedom is security.

Liberty Security Freedom
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Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.

Government Place Love Marry
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There's nothing glamorous about war at all.
Nothing Glamorous War
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Governments are run by people. People can be bad.

Governments Run People Bad
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You don't need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws.

Need Lawyers Laws Citizens
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Tell the truth because then you don't have to have a good memory.

Truth You Good Memory
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When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.

Age Life Time Money
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Government is like physics, you know - for every action, there's a reaction.

Government Physics Action Reaction
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A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.

Crime Collar Wear
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I would rather be uncomfortable with the truth than to be lied to in comfort. That's just my nature.

Truth Lied Comfort Nature
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We are all equal but simply different. We are all unique.

All equal Simply different All unique
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You cannot bless those you are trying to impress. So just stop that! Don’t live your life to try and impress somebody else, live your life to invest in other people and bless them.

Cannot bless To impress Your life Impress somebody
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Not all rights are right.The fact that someone demands a right doesn’t mean the right they demand is right.

All right Someone demands Doesn't mean The right
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When the Power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

The power Love overcomes The world Know peace
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There is no possible way you can talk about preaching the gospel if you do not want to deal with the issues that bind people.

Possible way Talk about Preaching The gospel
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If you choose never to read the Bible again, God will still love you. But if you don’t read the Bible, you won’t love God because you won’t renew your mind and you won’t understand these things i’m talking about.

Choose never To read Bible again Love you
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We study the word not to make God love us but to make us love Him and to understand what He’s done for us.

We study The word Make God Love us
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God looks beyond your actions and looks at your heart.

God Looks beyond Your actions Your heart
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Don’t let what you don’t understand stop you from enjoying what you do understand.

Don't let Don't understand Stop you From enjoying
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God loves you in spite of who you are not because of who you are.

God Loves you Who You are
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