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"14 George Lopez Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 23 April 1961 | Comedian | Actor |

Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.

Two wrong Right Make Left
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When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

Things Bad Best time Reinvent
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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
Great day White people Black Latinos
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I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

Come from Background Loving couples
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I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

Want Nobody Only way Somebody
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When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.

Look at Gospel Speaking How
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I can't pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married.
Pay Back Happy First
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I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me.

Difficult childhood Surrounded Parent
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I never realized I could love people as much as I do now

Realized Love people Do now
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I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

I believe Things Care Strong political
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It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

About black White Many people Mixed backgrounds
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If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.

Worst thing Nobody laughs Deal Factory
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I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.

Spent days Answering question Thank me
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I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.

Love comedy Exercise Writing Years
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George Lopez Quotes & Sayings