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Dennis Miller Quotes & Sayings
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Dennis Miller Quotes & Sayings
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Born: 3 November 1953 |
Commentator
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Actor
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Comedian
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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Dennis Miller
Recent
Study
Shot
Run
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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
Dennis Miller
Good
Children
Future
World
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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Dennis Miller
Wrong
Shallow
Long
Insightful
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Dennis Miller Quotes & Sayings