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We need a president with tremendous intelligence, smarts, cunning, strength and stamina.

Smarts Stamina Cunning Intelligence
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We will get our people off of welfare and back to work - rebuilding our country with American hands and American labor.

Welfare Labor Country Work
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Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. The second is that you're generally better off sticking with what you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.

Listen Matter Second Best
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I think it's important that kids have responsibilities and understand the value of things, but I think it's great I get to travel the world with my daughter.

Daughter Get Great I Think
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I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.

Always America Bottom Business
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At one point in my life, I was very involved with social causes. I'm still involved, but now I have a family and it's important to me.

Causes Family Important Involved
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I have never denied my background or my culture. I have taught my child to embrace her Mexican heritage, to love my first language, Spanish, to learn about Mexican history, music, folk art, food, and even the Mexican candy I grew up with.

About Art Background Candy
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I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation.

Actually Firing Generation Imagined
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I have tried my whole life to represent my Mexican roots with honor and pride.

Honor Life Mexican Pride
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The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. We've spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why aren't they paying for it? They don't like Qaddafi, Qaddafi's been a terrible thorn in their side.

Arab Because Billions Dollars
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Getting things done in this country, if you want to build something, if you want to start a company, it's getting to be virtually impossible with all of the bureaucracy and all of the approvals.

Build Bureaucracy Company Country
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So we really need jobs now. We have to take jobs away from other countries because other countries are taking our jobs. There is practically not a country that does business with the United States that isn't making - let's call it a very big profit. I mean China is going to make $300 billion on us at least this year.

Away Big Billion Business
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Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

Backwards Efficient Means Merely
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We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

Cope Help Horrors Make
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In small towns people scent the wind with noses of uncommon keenness.

Noses People Scent Small
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We've switched from a culture that was interested in manufacturing, economics, politics - trying to play a serious part in the world - to a culture that's really entertainment-based.

Culture Economics Interested Manufacturing
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I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.
Bed Being Home I Can
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You see something, then it clicks with something else, and it will make a story. But you never know when it's going to happen.

Clicks Else Going Happen
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I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me.

Always Blessed Feel Hours
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Nicki Minaj, I'm at MTV. I'm going to be honest with you: I love you. I like you. I want you; I want you to be mine. Only reason I'm not telling you this face to face is because I understand that you're busy.

Because Busy Face Going
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Basically what I'm trying to tell you is that it's almost impossible to drive a jet ski at night time unless you're in a city with lights lit up so you can navigate. Besides being pitch black, that water turn black at night. Listen, I don't recommend it.

Almost Basically Being Besides
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I remember I used to sleep on my records. In a room with no furniture. I remember I used to sleep in my car.

Car Furniture Records Remember
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I'm one of them guys that tries to make everything the best of the best, so sometimes I'm out of control with it.

Best Control Everything Guys
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All of my records, I produced, put together completely. All of them. Maybe Drake might come with an idea, and I might finish it. You gotta remember what a producer is. Quincy Jones is a producer.

Come Drake Finish Idea
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The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.

Above Below Children Consist
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I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower

Okay With School Sister
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I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless.

Armenian Course Obsessed Laser
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I am hands-on in any project that I am associated with. I just don't want to put my face or name and lend it to a product that I'm not behind a hundred percent.

Hands Project Associated With
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Even the people I surround myself with... are wiser, a little bit older than me, where before, all my boyfriends were younger.

Even The People Surround
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I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.

Always Been Type Fall
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Gotta Put Rain Rainbow
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When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next.

Inspired Come Next See
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I just kind of wake up with a new idea and new dreams every day, and I follow that dream, as they say.

Day Dream Every Follow
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God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.

Because Disappointed Do The Right Thing Does
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Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.

About After Being Comedy
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Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.

About Across Care Come
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Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.

About Because Care Day
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You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there's no class for comedy. You have to be born with it. God has to give you this gift.

Acting Almost Almost Anything Anything
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I think there are so many books out there written on relationships and romance that women are the authors of. How can women know exactly how men think? And there are so many guys out there with relationship books who are just not telling the truth. They have shaded parts.

Authors Books Exactly Guys
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The only thing that can make Nigerians happy on twitter is giveaway.

Happy Giveaway Twitter Nigerians
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I tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You're never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants!

Argument Boy Girl Going
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I'm just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don't you think you got to be perfect 'cause I ain't.

Almighty Army Cause Fighting
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My calling is to help people, to teach people, to share with people, until I die. I can never stop doing that. I can't, and I don't want to.

Calling Die Doing Help
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I've realised that there's art in everything we do in London. Suddenly, a photo of two boys sitting on a wall in tracksuits with a dog can go online and be considered a sick photo. That's what we've done to London.

Art Boy Considered Dog
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Every year, I always go abroad with dark music, and I'm going to these places, and I feel like I want a party rep - I want something that everyone is going to go crazy to and enjoy and have a good feeling.

Abroad Always Crazy Dark
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I'm not gonna ever announce that I'm going to do an album again. Waking up with that on your head almost doesn't allow you to make the best album you can.

Again Album Allow Almost
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In this music industry, you'll find the differences with artists. You get some people who really love music... and you get people who do this because they want to have money or want to be famous.

Artists Because Differences Famous
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Pharrell loves music. When I'm with him, it's like I'm working with someone that I've known all my life, and we're both there to make the sickest track we can.

All My Life Both Him Known
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With the music that I've put out, I realized that putting pressure on an album isn't always the right thing to do for yourself.

Album Always Music Out
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I haven't just come up with a hit - I'm not like a one-hit-wonder - I've been here for ages. No one is questioning my ability, so just enjoy the wave, spread the wave.

Ability Ages Been Come
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