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Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for an hour in action.

Witchcraft Five Jog Girl
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Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!

Gift Best Receive Wife
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Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

End Paper Piece Roll
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If it’s not making money it’s not making sense.

Money Sense Making
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Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

Look Back Spent Money
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If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk with X-Rays to see inner beauty.

Ugly Stop Beauty Because
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All I hear is NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. If that was God's plan then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

Hear Plan Day God
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Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

Man Honey Capable Roman
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Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

Draw Line Face Chest
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I will never ever ever do you wrong. I will always always do you right. I will treat you like a queen I will buy you diamond rings.

Diamond Rings Right Wrong
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It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny him a hole she didn’t drill.

Better Man Stingy His
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I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings.
Wish Life Feelings Delete
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It’s every man’s dream to remove a lady’s pants one day but not when it’s on a drying line.

Man Dream Lady Line
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Some couples are just good on Facebook yet they don’t talk to each other in their homes.

Couple Good Talk Home
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Married women should stop putting beautiful pictures and statuses of themselves. Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

Stock Good Longer Picture
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Witchcraft is when you are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard.

Class Reason Point Rub
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Girls of today will be putting flowers on their heads when they are on Snapchat but they feel shy carrying vegetables to sell for their mothers. God is seeing everything you are doing my sister and the thunder that is going to strike you is still doing press ups.

Today Head Feel Shy
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Ladies again if he doesn’t treat you well don’t shave, if he behaves like an animal let him eat in the jungle.

Again Treat Well Shave
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I am 93 years old, my wife is 52 years old; meaning when I was 41 years, my wife Grace was 1 week old. Don’t give up if you’re still single; probably your future partner is not even born yet; or probably your father-in-law and your mother-in-law have not met yet. Have faith today.

Wife Years Grace Week
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Confuse your enemies by repeating clothes. They’ll think today was yesterday.

Confuse Yesterday Think Today
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To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own in the midst of abundance.

Live Pure Life Count
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Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.
Work Own Depend Other
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Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except your self.

Look Not Self Anyone
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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.

Saves But May One
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Now, even more than the evening before, he could think of no one with whom to compare her. She had become absolute, beyond comparison. She had become decision and fate.

One Evening Before He
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One who acts on truth is happy in this world and beyond.

One Beyond Happy Truth
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Give, even if you only have a little.

Little Only Give Even
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Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

Death Lived Fear Even
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Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.

Peace Better Word Bring
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Delight in meditation and solitude. Compose yourself, be happy. You are a seeker.

Solitude Happy Compose Delight
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If you find no one to support you on the spiritual path, walk alone.

Walk Alone Find Path
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Just as the great ocean has one taste, the taste of salt, so also this teaching and discipline has one taste, the taste of liberation.

Great Ocean Taste One
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Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one who endures that the final victory comes.

Difficult Endure Victory Most
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Long is the night to him who is awake; long is a mile to him who is tired; long is life to the foolish who do not know the true law.

Long Awake Night Mile
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An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.

Idea Exist Action More
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However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?

Upon Speak Word Good
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The tongue like a sharp knife… Kills without drawing blood.

Blood Kill Sharp Like
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As rain falls equally on the just and the unjust, do not burden your heart with judgments but rain your kindness equally on all.

Rain Equal Heart Burden
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A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another.

Family Place Mind Come
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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Sense Own Matter Read
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If your compassion does not include yourself, it is incomplete.

Include Your Yourself Does
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In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.

End Meant Let Matter
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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.

Good Bark Talk Man
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In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true.

Sky True Mind Own
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Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

Anger Hot Coal Intent
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Purity or impurity depends on oneself. No one can purify another.

One Another Can Depend
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You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

Deserve Love Much Entire
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Love is a gift of one’s inner most soul to another so both can be whole.

Love Gift Most Soul
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We will develop and cultivate the liberation of mind by lovingkindness, make it our vehicle, make it our basis, stabilize it, exercise ourselves in it, and fully perfect it.

Mind Perfect Exercise Sabilize
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Speak only endearing speech, speech that is welcomed. Speech, when it brings no evil to others, is a pleasant thing.

Speak Speech Bring Thing
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