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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Am Clever I Am Saying
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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

Always First First Love Last
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

Did Get Gig Me
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People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it very simply; by the lives they lead.

Allowed Become Lead Lives
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No people come into possession of a culture without having paid a heavy price for it.

Come Culture Having Heavy
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
Addict Am I Am Kids
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I am what time, circumstance, history, have made of me, certainly, but I am also, much more than that. So are we all.

Also Am Certainly Circumstance
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

Acted Asked Get Knew
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The young think that failure is the Siberian end of the line, banishment from all the living, and tend to do what I then did - which was to hide.

Did End Failure Hide
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To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

About Actor Become Comedian
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The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.

Because Containing Face Invested
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It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, or who had ever been alive.

Alive Been Books Connected
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People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when the bread they have cast on the waters comes floating back to them, poisoned.

Back Bread Cast Floating
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I'm on stage they're not privileged to see me. It's a privilege for me to see them.

Affair Audience Genuine Love
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I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!

Fix Good Good Ideas How
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I just had one of those 'what the hell are we doing' moments.

Doing Had Hell Just
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Fires can't be made with dead embers, nor can enthusiasm be stirred by spiritless men. Enthusiasm in our daily work lightens effort and turns even labor into pleasant tasks.

Daily Daily Work Dead Effort
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It is very nearly impossible... to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the independent mind.

Become Country Educated Impossible
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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

Always Coolest Dad Did
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I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

Buried Day Dead Gospel
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

AsFarAs Comedy Dad Ever
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The question of sexual dominance can exist only in the nightmare of that soul which has armed itself, totally, against the possibility of the changing motion of conquest and surrender, which is love.

Against Armed Changing Conquest
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No one can possibly know what is about to happen: it is happening, each time, for the first time, for the only time.

About Each Each Time First
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The world is before you and you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came in.

Before Came Leave Need
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If you're treated a certain way you become a certain kind of person. If certain things are described to you as being real they're real for you whether they're real or not.

Become Being Being Real Certain
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To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.
Got Great Liar Memory
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.

Albums Dough Heavy Huge
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I never cared about money or fame, and I don't care now. I follow the groove, and money always follows.

About Always Care Fame
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
Meant Meant To Be Music Perfect
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Melody is king, and don't you ever forget it. Lyrics appear to be out front, but they're not; they're just an accompanying factor. If they're good, you're really in good shape. Lyrics are written to be rewritten.

Appear Ever Factor Forget
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Criminality is always the result of poverty. Countries that experience such a fundamental change as we have - we had the apartheid regime and must now develop a multicultural democracy - must necessarily pass through a phase of high crime rates.

Always Apartheid Change Countries
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If you grow the economy, then you become stronger, and you can resist many other things.

Become Economy Grow Many
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I fear no motion of no confidence or impeachment, for they are the lawful mechanisms for the people of this beautiful country to remove their president.

Beautiful Beautiful Country Confidence Country
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Radical socio-economic transformation is a policy of the ANC. As a leader of the ANC, you have to implement the policy. When I talk about radical socio-economic transformation, it's not my thing; it's an ANC policy.

About Implement Leader Policy
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Mahatma Gandhi was someone who demonstrated the tremendous power of leadership by example.

Example Gandhi Leadership Power
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That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me hurting myself.

Hurting Like Me Minutes
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If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice, or representation.

Any Attention Bound Care
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I think, at the end of the day, you have to reduce friction to businesses, ideally to zero, so that more and more entrepreneurs can create more and more jobs with higher and higher disposable income.

Businesses Create Day Disposable
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I don't think, in a country, you can have people thinking and feeling exactly the same.

Country Exactly Exactly The Same Feeling
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Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

Could Hands Husbands Men
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We are a constitutional democracy. We must deal with things properly within the framework of the law and then the constitution.

Constitution Constitutional Deal Democracy
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If we mean to have heroes, statesmen and philosophers, we should have learned women.

Heroes Learned Mean Philosophers
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My view is instead of political discussions, persuasions, which dominate democracy, in our country we have taken our democracy to the other extreme. There is no debate, sufficient debate. There is court debate.

Country Court Debate Democracy
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Even if a company is taken private, at some stage people want to make it public.
Company Even Make People
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In government, things do not move too quick. That is why I am trying to introduce a new culture: so that things move more quickly.

Am Culture Government I Am
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It's well proved economics that if a country which is rich and a country that is poor come together in global trade, sooner or later the standard of living of the poor country will go up towards that of the rich country.

Come Country Economics Global
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Theft and corruption in the private sector is as bad as that in government and must be dealt with decisively by law enforcement agencies.

Agencies Bad Corruption Dealt
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I am forever indebted to the ANC, the liberation movement I have served almost all my life.
All My Life Almost Almost All Am
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Wisdom and penetration are the fruit of experience, not the lessons of retirement and leisure. Great necessities call out great virtues.

Call Experience Fruit Great
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My dignity and good television - they'll never meet.

Dignity Good Meet Never
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