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No matter how men shake their ‘thing’ after urinating, the last drop is always reserved for the boxers.

Boxers Reserve Always Drop
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Ladies, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s cold or raining....you are neither an umbrella nor a jacket.

Jacket Umbrella Neither Rain
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We are all born mad, but some decides to remain so.

Born Mad Some Decide
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Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for an hour in action.

Witchcraft Five Jog Girl
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If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

Uniform Wife School Buy
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Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!

Gift Best Receive Wife
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For a woman with beauty without brains, it’s her private parts that suffer.

Woman Beauty Brain Part
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If it’s not making money it’s not making sense.

Money Sense Making
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All I hear is NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. If that was God's plan then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

Hear Plan Day God
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Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

Man Honey Capable Roman
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I'm getting in the studio with everybody I've always wanted to work with. That's the amazing thing.

Studio Work Getting Amazing
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It’s hard to bewitch an African lady these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Hard African Lady Time
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It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny him a hole she didn’t drill.

Better Man Stingy His
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After rain comes sunshine; After darkness comes the glorious dawn. There is no sorrow without its alloy of joy; there is no joy without its admixture of sorrow. Behind the ugly terrible mask of misfortune lies the beautiful soothing countenance of prosperity. So, tear the mask!

Rain Sunshine Darkness Dawn
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It’s every man’s dream to remove a lady’s pants one day but not when it’s on a drying line.

Man Dream Lady Line
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Married women should stop putting beautiful pictures and statuses of themselves. Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

Stock Good Longer Picture
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Witchcraft is when you are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard.

Class Reason Point Rub
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Sometimes you look back at the woman you married, analyze all the problems she has caused you and you realize witchcraft is real.

Real Realize Cause Problem
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Ladies again if he doesn’t treat you well don’t shave, if he behaves like an animal let him eat in the jungle.

Again Treat Well Shave
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A man is not called wise because he talks and talks again; but if he is peaceful, loving and fearless then he is in truth called wise.

Man Called Wise Talk
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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.

Saves But May One
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I suppose even a woman's hatred is a kind of love.
Love Kind Kind Hatred
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Irrigators channel waters; fletchers straighten arrows; carpenters bend wood; the wise master themselves.

Channel Master Water Bend
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Drop by drop is the water pot filled. Likewise, the wise man, gathering it little by little, fills himself with good.

Drop Water Pot Wise
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Silence the angry man with love. Silence the ill-natured man with kindness. Silence the miser with generosity. Silence the liar with truth.

Angry Silence Love Man
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We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.

Think World Arise Make
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Like a fine flower, beautiful to look at but without scent, fine words are fruitless in a man who does not act in accordance with them.

Scent Beautiful Flower Fine
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However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?

Upon Speak Word Good
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Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.

Human Every Own Author
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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Sense Own Matter Read
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In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.

End Meant Let Matter
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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.

Good Bark Talk Man
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What you think you create, what you feel you attract, what you imagine you become.

Create Imagine Think Feel
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We will develop and cultivate the liberation of mind by lovingkindness, make it our vehicle, make it our basis, stabilize it, exercise ourselves in it, and fully perfect it.

Mind Perfect Exercise Sabilize
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It is a man’s own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.

Man Own Mind Evil
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Know from the rivers in clefts and in crevices: those in small channels flow noisily, the great flow silent. Whatever’s not full makes noise. Whatever is full is quiet.

Know River Small Cleft
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All experiences are preceded by mind, having mind as their master, created by mind.

Mind Create Master Their
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To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one’s family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one’s own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.

Enjoy Good True Bring
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All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?

Wrong Mind Remain All
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If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

Keep Man Stay You
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The goal of my shows, my interviews, my business, my philanthropy, all of it, whatever ventures I might pursue, would be to make clear that what unites us is ultimately far more redeeming and compelling than anything that separates me.

Goal Ventures Pursue Unites
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Only make decisions that support your self-image, self-esteem, and self-worth.

Decisions Self-image Self-esteem Self-worth
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Every mallam with im own kettle, every aboki with im own radio.

Aboki Kettle Radio Mallam
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Feel at home, feel at home na im dey make visitor dey spoil remote.

Home Home Visitor Na
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Poor man no dey siddon for front bench for village meeting.

Poor Man Siddon Village
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Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.

Sabi Matter Mathias Sabunus
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No matter how tall Okra grow e no fit tall pass im owner.

Okra Matter Pass Tall
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Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.

Cunny Man Die Bury
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The person we believe ourselves to be will always act in a manner consistent with our self-image.

Image Manner Act Believe
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All successful people are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose.

Dream Future People Big
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