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No matter how men shake their ‘thing’ after urinating, the last drop is always reserved for the boxers.

Boxers Reserve Always Drop
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Ladies, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s cold or raining....you are neither an umbrella nor a jacket.

Jacket Umbrella Neither Rain
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Kenyans are good runners because corruption is always chasing them.

Chase Chasing Always Corruption
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The size of a socialite’s backside is indirectly proportional to the size of her brain.

Size Brain Backside Back
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Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for an hour in action.

Witchcraft Five Jog Girl
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Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!

Gift Best Receive Wife
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Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

End Paper Piece Roll
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Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

Look Back Spent Money
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All I hear is NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. If that was God's plan then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

Hear Plan Day God
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Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

Man Honey Capable Roman
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Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

Draw Line Face Chest
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Dear ladies, if your boyfriends didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day, you should stop breastfeeding them.

Wish Happy Day Stop
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It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny him a hole she didn’t drill.

Better Man Stingy His
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I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings.
Wish Life Feelings Delete
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After rain comes sunshine; After darkness comes the glorious dawn. There is no sorrow without its alloy of joy; there is no joy without its admixture of sorrow. Behind the ugly terrible mask of misfortune lies the beautiful soothing countenance of prosperity. So, tear the mask!

Rain Sunshine Darkness Dawn
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Married women should stop putting beautiful pictures and statuses of themselves. Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

Stock Good Longer Picture
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Witchcraft is when you are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard.

Class Reason Point Rub
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Sometimes you look back at the woman you married, analyze all the problems she has caused you and you realize witchcraft is real.

Real Realize Cause Problem
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Girls of today will be putting flowers on their heads when they are on Snapchat but they feel shy carrying vegetables to sell for their mothers. God is seeing everything you are doing my sister and the thunder that is going to strike you is still doing press ups.

Today Head Feel Shy
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If your father is not happy with you living in his house , he should move out. You’re in your father’s house, he should move to his own father’s house.

Father Happy House Living
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I am 93 years old, my wife is 52 years old; meaning when I was 41 years, my wife Grace was 1 week old. Don’t give up if you’re still single; probably your future partner is not even born yet; or probably your father-in-law and your mother-in-law have not met yet. Have faith today.

Wife Years Grace Week
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To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own in the midst of abundance.

Live Pure Life Count
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Turn your wounds into wisdom.
Wounds Wisdom Turn Your
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All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
Thought Result Have All
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If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart.

Worth Doing Heart Your
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A man is not called wise because he talks and talks again; but if he is peaceful, loving and fearless then he is in truth called wise.

Man Called Wise Talk
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I suppose even a woman's hatred is a kind of love.
Love Kind Kind Hatred
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Now, even more than the evening before, he could think of no one with whom to compare her. She had become absolute, beyond comparison. She had become decision and fate.

One Evening Before He
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One who acts on truth is happy in this world and beyond.

One Beyond Happy Truth
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Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

Death Lived Fear Even
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Irrigators channel waters; fletchers straighten arrows; carpenters bend wood; the wise master themselves.

Channel Master Water Bend
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Drop by drop is the water pot filled. Likewise, the wise man, gathering it little by little, fills himself with good.

Drop Water Pot Wise
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The greatest gift is to give people your enlightenment, to share it. It has to be the greatest.

Share Gift Give People
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Silence the angry man with love. Silence the ill-natured man with kindness. Silence the miser with generosity. Silence the liar with truth.

Angry Silence Love Man
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Even as a solid rock is unshaken by the wind, so are the wise unshaken by praise or blame.

Solid Rock Even Wind
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Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.

Peace Better Word Bring
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What you are is what you have been. What you’ll be is what you do now.

Been Have What Are
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We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.

Think World Arise Make
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Just as the great ocean has one taste, the taste of salt, so also this teaching and discipline has one taste, the taste of liberation.

Great Ocean Taste One
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Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one who endures that the final victory comes.

Difficult Endure Victory Most
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Long is the night to him who is awake; long is a mile to him who is tired; long is life to the foolish who do not know the true law.

Long Awake Night Mile
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Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Joy follows a pure thought like a shadow that never leaves.

Life Never Leave Shadow
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An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.

Idea Exist Action More
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Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.

Human Every Own Author
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The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.
Sky Way The Not
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A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another.

Family Place Mind Come
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If your compassion does not include yourself, it is incomplete.

Include Your Yourself Does
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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.

Good Bark Talk Man
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In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true.

Sky True Mind Own
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Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

Anger Hot Coal Intent
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