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Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer - its guarantor. The people's votes and the people's guns are always inseparable twins.

After Always Any Been
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Girls, learn to take care of yourselves. Some men will use you, use your body, ruin your reputation and then marry a beautiful woman and get born again. And as if that is not enough, use you as testimony in church.

Testimony Church Enough Again
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Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed.

Bed Good Extremely Broke
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The only thing that scares me about marriage is that you have to wake up earlier on the wedding day.

Wedding Day Wake Early
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No matter how men shake their ‘thing’ after urinating, the last drop is always reserved for the boxers.

Boxers Reserve Always Drop
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Kenyans are good runners because corruption is always chasing them.

Chase Chasing Always Corruption
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I stopped trusting women when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy, all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

Stop Stopped Women Class
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Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!

Gift Best Receive Wife
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For a woman with beauty without brains, it’s her private parts that suffer.

Woman Beauty Brain Part
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Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

Look Back Spent Money
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All I hear is NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. If that was God's plan then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

Hear Plan Day God
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Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

Man Honey Capable Roman
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I'm getting in the studio with everybody I've always wanted to work with. That's the amazing thing.

Studio Work Getting Amazing
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It’s hard to bewitch an African lady these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Hard African Lady Time
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Dear ladies, if your boyfriends didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day, you should stop breastfeeding them.

Wish Happy Day Stop
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It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny him a hole she didn’t drill.

Better Man Stingy His
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I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings.
Wish Life Feelings Delete
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If you have attended 200 weddings and you are still single you are not different from a canopy.

Single Still Canopy Different
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Keep every part of your towel clean because the part that cleans your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

Every Part Towel Clean
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Married women should stop putting beautiful pictures and statuses of themselves. Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

Stock Good Longer Picture
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Witchcraft is when you are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard.

Class Reason Point Rub
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Sometimes you look back at the woman you married, analyze all the problems she has caused you and you realize witchcraft is real.

Real Realize Cause Problem
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Girls of today will be putting flowers on their heads when they are on Snapchat but they feel shy carrying vegetables to sell for their mothers. God is seeing everything you are doing my sister and the thunder that is going to strike you is still doing press ups.

Today Head Feel Shy
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Ladies again if he doesn’t treat you well don’t shave, if he behaves like an animal let him eat in the jungle.

Again Treat Well Shave
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If your father is not happy with you living in his house , he should move out. You’re in your father’s house, he should move to his own father’s house.

Father Happy House Living
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I am 93 years old, my wife is 52 years old; meaning when I was 41 years, my wife Grace was 1 week old. Don’t give up if you’re still single; probably your future partner is not even born yet; or probably your father-in-law and your mother-in-law have not met yet. Have faith today.

Wife Years Grace Week
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All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
Thought Result Have All
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Put your soul in the palm of my hand for me to look at, like a crystal jewel. I'll sketch it in words...

Put Soul Palm Hand
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I suppose even a woman's hatred is a kind of love.
Love Kind Kind Hatred
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Now, even more than the evening before, he could think of no one with whom to compare her. She had become absolute, beyond comparison. She had become decision and fate.

One Evening Before He
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One who acts on truth is happy in this world and beyond.

One Beyond Happy Truth
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Give, even if you only have a little.

Little Only Give Even
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Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

Death Lived Fear Even
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Irrigators channel waters; fletchers straighten arrows; carpenters bend wood; the wise master themselves.

Channel Master Water Bend
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The greatest gift is to give people your enlightenment, to share it. It has to be the greatest.

Share Gift Give People
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If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.

Knew Power Single Meal
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Even as a solid rock is unshaken by the wind, so are the wise unshaken by praise or blame.

Solid Rock Even Wind
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Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.

Peace Better Word Bring
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Delight in meditation and solitude. Compose yourself, be happy. You are a seeker.

Solitude Happy Compose Delight
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What you are is what you have been. What you’ll be is what you do now.

Been Have What Are
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We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.

Think World Arise Make
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Just as the great ocean has one taste, the taste of salt, so also this teaching and discipline has one taste, the taste of liberation.

Great Ocean Taste One
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Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one who endures that the final victory comes.

Difficult Endure Victory Most
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Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Joy follows a pure thought like a shadow that never leaves.

Life Never Leave Shadow
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Our theories of the eternal are as valuable as are those which a chick which has not broken its way through its shell might form of the outside world.

World Outside Form Might
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An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.

Idea Exist Action More
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However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?

Upon Speak Word Good
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The tongue like a sharp knife… Kills without drawing blood.

Blood Kill Sharp Like
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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Sense Own Matter Read
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What you think you create, what you feel you attract, what you imagine you become.

Create Imagine Think Feel
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