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Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

End Paper Piece Roll
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I fell off after my first album now am back again. I no go let dem gimme first attack again.

Album Attack First Again
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Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

Look Back Spent Money
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If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk with X-Rays to see inner beauty.

Ugly Stop Beauty Because
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All I hear is NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. If that was God's plan then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

Hear Plan Day God
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Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

Man Honey Capable Roman
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I'm getting in the studio with everybody I've always wanted to work with. That's the amazing thing.

Studio Work Getting Amazing
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It’s hard to bewitch an African lady these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Hard African Lady Time
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Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

Draw Line Face Chest
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Dear ladies, if your boyfriends didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day, you should stop breastfeeding them.

Wish Happy Day Stop
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I will never ever ever do you wrong. I will always always do you right. I will treat you like a queen I will buy you diamond rings.

Diamond Rings Right Wrong
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It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny him a hole she didn’t drill.

Better Man Stingy His
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I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings.
Wish Life Feelings Delete
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After rain comes sunshine; After darkness comes the glorious dawn. There is no sorrow without its alloy of joy; there is no joy without its admixture of sorrow. Behind the ugly terrible mask of misfortune lies the beautiful soothing countenance of prosperity. So, tear the mask!

Rain Sunshine Darkness Dawn
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If you have attended 200 weddings and you are still single you are not different from a canopy.

Single Still Canopy Different
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It’s every man’s dream to remove a lady’s pants one day but not when it’s on a drying line.

Man Dream Lady Line
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Keep every part of your towel clean because the part that cleans your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

Every Part Towel Clean
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Some couples are just good on Facebook yet they don’t talk to each other in their homes.

Couple Good Talk Home
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Married women should stop putting beautiful pictures and statuses of themselves. Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

Stock Good Longer Picture
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Witchcraft is when you are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard.

Class Reason Point Rub
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Sometimes you look back at the woman you married, analyze all the problems she has caused you and you realize witchcraft is real.

Real Realize Cause Problem
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Girls of today will be putting flowers on their heads when they are on Snapchat but they feel shy carrying vegetables to sell for their mothers. God is seeing everything you are doing my sister and the thunder that is going to strike you is still doing press ups.

Today Head Feel Shy
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Ladies again if he doesn’t treat you well don’t shave, if he behaves like an animal let him eat in the jungle.

Again Treat Well Shave
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If your father is not happy with you living in his house , he should move out. You’re in your father’s house, he should move to his own father’s house.

Father Happy House Living
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I am 93 years old, my wife is 52 years old; meaning when I was 41 years, my wife Grace was 1 week old. Don’t give up if you’re still single; probably your future partner is not even born yet; or probably your father-in-law and your mother-in-law have not met yet. Have faith today.

Wife Years Grace Week
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Confuse your enemies by repeating clothes. They’ll think today was yesterday.

Confuse Yesterday Think Today
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To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own in the midst of abundance.

Live Pure Life Count
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If we fail to look after others when they need help, who will look after us?

Fail Look After Other
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Turn your wounds into wisdom.
Wounds Wisdom Turn Your
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Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.
Work Own Depend Other
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If anything is worth doing, do it with all your heart.

Worth Doing Heart Your
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A man is not called wise because he talks and talks again; but if he is peaceful, loving and fearless then he is in truth called wise.

Man Called Wise Talk
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Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except your self.

Look Not Self Anyone
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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.

Saves But May One
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Put your soul in the palm of my hand for me to look at, like a crystal jewel. I'll sketch it in words...

Put Soul Palm Hand
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I suppose even a woman's hatred is a kind of love.
Love Kind Kind Hatred
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Does pain go away and leave no trace, then?’ ‘You sometimes even feel sentimental for it.

Pain Leave Trace You
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Now, even more than the evening before, he could think of no one with whom to compare her. She had become absolute, beyond comparison. She had become decision and fate.

One Evening Before He
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One who acts on truth is happy in this world and beyond.

One Beyond Happy Truth
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Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

Death Lived Fear Even
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Irrigators channel waters; fletchers straighten arrows; carpenters bend wood; the wise master themselves.

Channel Master Water Bend
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Drop by drop is the water pot filled. Likewise, the wise man, gathering it little by little, fills himself with good.

Drop Water Pot Wise
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If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.

Knew Power Single Meal
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Silence the angry man with love. Silence the ill-natured man with kindness. Silence the miser with generosity. Silence the liar with truth.

Angry Silence Love Man
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Even as a solid rock is unshaken by the wind, so are the wise unshaken by praise or blame.

Solid Rock Even Wind
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Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.

Peace Better Word Bring
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Delight in meditation and solitude. Compose yourself, be happy. You are a seeker.

Solitude Happy Compose Delight
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What you are is what you have been. What you’ll be is what you do now.

Been Have What Are
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If you find no one to support you on the spiritual path, walk alone.

Walk Alone Find Path
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We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.

Think World Arise Make
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