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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Cat Lives Difference Lie
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Do something every day that you don’t want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Golden Rule Habit Duty
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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

God War American Learn
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When we say Church of All Nations, it's a vision given to me, that the church will touch all the world.

Church Visions Nations World
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The work of healing is not my work, but by faith, healing is done. The work of deliverance, great and mighty deliverance, is not my work but is my faith in Him. It is not the works of righteousness which I have done, but according to His grace. I am a product of His grace.

Work Faith Healing Deliverance
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That's part of this industry. It's hard a lot of the time, especially when you get knocked down a lot. There's a lot of criticism and it's always in the back of your mind that you may never work again.

Part Industry Time Especially
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When you do children's TV or one episode guest stuff, you have to listen, which is also a great thing to learn. But you don't have individual input.

Children Episode Guest TV
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Countries such as the U.S. and Britain have taken it upon themselves to decide for us in the developing world, even to interfere in our domestic affairs and to bring about what they call regime change.

About Affairs Bring Britain
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I wish to assure you that there can never be any return to the state of armed conflict which existed before our commitment to peace and the democratic process of election under the Lancaster House agreement.

Agreement Any Armed Assure
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In Africa, the only warning they take seriously is ‘low battery’.

Africa Only Warning Low
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Girls, learn to take care of yourselves. Some men will use you, use your body, ruin your reputation and then marry a beautiful woman and get born again. And as if that is not enough, use you as testimony in church.

Testimony Church Enough Again
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We are living in a generation where people ‘in love’ are free to touch each other’s private parts, but are not allowed to touch each other’s phones because they are private.

Private Part Phone Because
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Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed.

Bed Good Extremely Broke
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The only thing that scares me about marriage is that you have to wake up earlier on the wedding day.

Wedding Day Wake Early
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No matter how men shake their ‘thing’ after urinating, the last drop is always reserved for the boxers.

Boxers Reserve Always Drop
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If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

Uniform Wife School Buy
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Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!

Gift Best Receive Wife
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For a woman with beauty without brains, it’s her private parts that suffer.

Woman Beauty Brain Part
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I fell off after my first album now am back again. I no go let dem gimme first attack again.

Album Attack First Again
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Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

Look Back Spent Money
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All I hear is NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. If that was God's plan then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

Hear Plan Day God
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Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

Man Honey Capable Roman
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I'm getting in the studio with everybody I've always wanted to work with. That's the amazing thing.

Studio Work Getting Amazing
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It’s hard to bewitch an African lady these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Hard African Lady Time
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Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

Draw Line Face Chest
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I will never ever ever do you wrong. I will always always do you right. I will treat you like a queen I will buy you diamond rings.

Diamond Rings Right Wrong
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If you have attended 200 weddings and you are still single you are not different from a canopy.

Single Still Canopy Different
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Keep every part of your towel clean because the part that cleans your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

Every Part Towel Clean
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Married women should stop putting beautiful pictures and statuses of themselves. Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

Stock Good Longer Picture
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Witchcraft is when you are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard.

Class Reason Point Rub
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Sometimes you look back at the woman you married, analyze all the problems she has caused you and you realize witchcraft is real.

Real Realize Cause Problem
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Girls of today will be putting flowers on their heads when they are on Snapchat but they feel shy carrying vegetables to sell for their mothers. God is seeing everything you are doing my sister and the thunder that is going to strike you is still doing press ups.

Today Head Feel Shy
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Ladies again if he doesn’t treat you well don’t shave, if he behaves like an animal let him eat in the jungle.

Again Treat Well Shave
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If your father is not happy with you living in his house , he should move out. You’re in your father’s house, he should move to his own father’s house.

Father Happy House Living
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I am 93 years old, my wife is 52 years old; meaning when I was 41 years, my wife Grace was 1 week old. Don’t give up if you’re still single; probably your future partner is not even born yet; or probably your father-in-law and your mother-in-law have not met yet. Have faith today.

Wife Years Grace Week
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Confuse your enemies by repeating clothes. They’ll think today was yesterday.

Confuse Yesterday Think Today
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All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
Thought Result Have All
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Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.
Work Own Depend Other
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No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.

Saves But May One
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Put your soul in the palm of my hand for me to look at, like a crystal jewel. I'll sketch it in words...

Put Soul Palm Hand
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I suppose even a woman's hatred is a kind of love.
Love Kind Kind Hatred
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Now, even more than the evening before, he could think of no one with whom to compare her. She had become absolute, beyond comparison. She had become decision and fate.

One Evening Before He
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Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

Death Lived Fear Even
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Irrigators channel waters; fletchers straighten arrows; carpenters bend wood; the wise master themselves.

Channel Master Water Bend
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Drop by drop is the water pot filled. Likewise, the wise man, gathering it little by little, fills himself with good.

Drop Water Pot Wise
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The greatest gift is to give people your enlightenment, to share it. It has to be the greatest.

Share Gift Give People
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If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.

Knew Power Single Meal
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Silence the angry man with love. Silence the ill-natured man with kindness. Silence the miser with generosity. Silence the liar with truth.

Angry Silence Love Man
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Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.

Peace Better Word Bring
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Delight in meditation and solitude. Compose yourself, be happy. You are a seeker.

Solitude Happy Compose Delight
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