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I have been called 'The American De Maupassant.' Well, I never wrote a filthy word in my life, and I don't like to be compared to a filthy writer.

Have Called America De Maupassant
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The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.

Above Below Children Consist
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It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

Born Drag Girl Good
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I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
Bra Burn Days Department
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

Mine Obvious People Assume
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I just love expanding my horizons and growing as an artist. The only way you get to do that is by doing something that scares you or takes you out of your comfort zone.

Artist Comfort Comfort Zone Doing
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I always like to win. But I'm the big sister. I want to make sure she has everything, even if I don't have anything. It's hard. I love her too much. That's what counts.

Always Anything Big Counts
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I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower

Okay With School Sister
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I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done.

Totally Against Plastic Surgery
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I feel lazy when I'm not working. I learned all my business sense from my dad. He always believed in me, and I think the last thing he said to me before he passed away was, 'I know you're gonna be OK. I'm not worried about you'.

Feel Lazy When Working
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I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless.

Armenian Course Obsessed Laser
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I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.

Drink Stand The Taste
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I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!

Urge People Learn From
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I would absolutely characterise myself as ambitious

Would Absolutely Characterise Myself
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I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.

Love When People Underestimate
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I am hands-on in any project that I am associated with. I just don't want to put my face or name and lend it to a product that I'm not behind a hundred percent.

Hands Project Associated With
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There was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship, and I thought that was the most important thing.

There Was Time My
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I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes!

Fascinating By Crime Scene
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I was always really shy so I'd never try to get a guy's attention.

Was Really Shy Never
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I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I've always thought
Will Always Believe Love
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My mother has always been the social glue holding the family together.

My Mother Has Always
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I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

Always Put Clothes Family
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I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.

Always Been Type Fall
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Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good.

Attitude Ever Good Older
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I just kind of wake up with a new idea and new dreams every day, and I follow that dream, as they say.

Day Dream Every Follow
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I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.

Act Anything Classes Classroom
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My mother raised me in the church. I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday; there was no option. I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.

Allowed Choir Church College
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Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.

About After Being Comedy
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Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.

Experiences Failure Got Great
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African women in general need to know that it's OK for them to be the way they are - to see the way they are as a strength, and to be liberated from fear and from silence.

African Fear General Know
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Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.

About Because Care Day
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All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love.

About Dresser Earned Family
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I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan.

Being Myself Never Plan
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It is important to nurture any new ideas and initiatives which can make a difference for Africa.

Africa Any Difference Ideas
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The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, 'Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day.' And 15 years later, I did.

Afterwards Day Did Doing
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Women are responsible for their children, they cannot sit back, waste time and see them starve.

Back Cannot Children Responsible
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My mother was a Sunday school teacher. So I am a byproduct of prayer. My mom just kept on praying for her son.

Am Her I Am Just
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You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there's no class for comedy. You have to be born with it. God has to give you this gift.

Acting Almost Almost Anything Anything
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There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written.

Away Been Blows Christ
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You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.

Business Front Got Guy
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I don't want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now... The Internet has created some amazing place for evil to exist, you dig?

Amazing Cheering Created Dig
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People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.

After Had Heart Idea
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You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

Everybody Guy Lie Lying
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God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man.
About Anything Beyond Dreamed
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God has positioned me just this way to be just like I am, to say what I say how I say it.

Am God How I Am
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Hip-hop is a beautiful thing. I think that the music genre itself has created more millionaires than any other music genre before it, especially in our community.

Any Beautiful Beautiful Thing Before
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I think that we, as the African-American men in hip-hop, we have a greater responsibly because we have the ears of so many millions of our young people. And they listenin'.

African-American Because Ear Greater
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From the time I was taught how to drive, I was taught how to behave when I'm stopped.

Behave Drive How Stopped
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I got married for the wrong reasons. I was tired of being alone. I have to own that. It was me, not her.

Alone Being Being Alone Got
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I never in my life saw myself as a game show host. I don't want to be a traffic cop.

Cop Game Game Show Host
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