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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

Bad Country Like Momma
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My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

Always Been Food Men
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My heart is closer to acting than singing. It's always been that way.

Acting Always Been Closer
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I always like to win. But I'm the big sister. I want to make sure she has everything, even if I don't have anything. It's hard. I love her too much. That's what counts.

Always Anything Big Counts
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I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower

Okay With School Sister
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I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done.

Totally Against Plastic Surgery
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I feel lazy when I'm not working. I learned all my business sense from my dad. He always believed in me, and I think the last thing he said to me before he passed away was, 'I know you're gonna be OK. I'm not worried about you'.

Feel Lazy When Working
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I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless.

Armenian Course Obsessed Laser
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I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.

Drink Stand The Taste
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White is actually one of my favourite colours. I have a white car. I love white.

White Actually One Of
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Holidays are the best. I couldn't imagine being from a small family.

Holidays Are Best The
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I have sister issues and parent issues and all sorts of things.

Have I Sisters Issues
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I've always been a businesswoman.

Always Been A Buisness
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People are recognising that I am an entrepreneur and do more than be on a reality TV show.

People Are Recognising That
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There was at time in my life where all I wanted was a relationship, and I thought that was the most important thing.

There Was Time My
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Even the people I surround myself with... are wiser, a little bit older than me, where before, all my boyfriends were younger.

Even The People Surround
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I was always really shy so I'd never try to get a guy's attention.

Was Really Shy Never
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I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I've always thought
Will Always Believe Love
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There are always going to be ridiculous rumours.

There Are Always Going
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My mother has always been the social glue holding the family together.

My Mother Has Always
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I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.

Always Put Clothes Family
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I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby.

Think Kids Have Married
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I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.

Always Been Type Fall
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If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

Road Start Walking Paving
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I think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn't want them either, so it worked out well.

Children Desire Well Either
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I can't tell anybody else how to run their life or their business, but I really believe I've got a good bead on myself.

Life Myself Really Run
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If I hadn't been a woman, I'd be a drag queen for sure. I like all that flair and I'd be dressing up in them high heels and putting on the big hair. I'd be like Ru Paul.

Big Drag Dressing Flair
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I'm not happy all the time, and I wouldn't want to be because that would make me a shallow person. But I do try to find the good in everybody.

Person Shallow Happy Time
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Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

Change Comedians Crowd Directions
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God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.

Because Disappointed Do The Right Thing Does
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My mother raised me in the church. I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday; there was no option. I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.

Allowed Choir Church College
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Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it.

About After Being Comedy
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Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.

Experiences Failure Got Great
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I'm not really a relationship expert but... I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.

Expert Manhood Men Really
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Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.

About Across Care Come
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African women in general need to know that it's OK for them to be the way they are - to see the way they are as a strength, and to be liberated from fear and from silence.

African Fear General Know
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A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are.

About Gotta Guy He
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We owe it to ourselves and to the next generation to conserve the environment so that we can bequeath our children a sustainable world that benefits all.

Benefits Bequeath Children Conserve
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I am working to make sure we don't only protect the environment, we also improve governance.

Also Am Environment Governance
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Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her.

About Because Care Day
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All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love.

About Dresser Earned Family
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The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, 'Ma'am, I'm going to marry you one day.' And 15 years later, I did.

Afterwards Day Did Doing
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You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there's no class for comedy. You have to be born with it. God has to give you this gift.

Acting Almost Almost Anything Anything
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Of course, I want to be number one. But being happy and healthy is the most important thing.

Being Being Happy Course Happy
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I don't want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now... The Internet has created some amazing place for evil to exist, you dig?

Amazing Cheering Created Dig
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There's a general culture in this country to cut all the trees. It makes me so angry because everyone is cutting and no one is planting.

Angry Because Country Culture
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I ain't no author, man... my writing skills are not of 'New York Times' best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain't. My vocabulary ain't.

Author Believe Man New
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I know how men think when they're not responding to questions in a clinical study.

Clinical How Know Men
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You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

Everybody Guy Lie Lying
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I tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You're never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants!

Argument Boy Girl Going
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