Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Wallace Stegner quotes