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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. - Rita Rudner

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Author's Biography:
Name: Rita Rudner
Born: 17 September 1953
Profession: Comedian |


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