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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

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Author's Biography:
Name: Garrison Keillor
Born: 7 August 1942
Profession: Author | Storyteller | Humorist | Voice actor | Radio personality |


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