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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

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Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. - Amy Sedaris

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Author's Biography:
Name: Amy Sedaris
Born: 29 March 1961
Profession: Actress | Comedian | Writer |


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