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1722 President Quotes

There is nothing which can better deserve your patronage, than the promotion of science and literature. Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness.

Science Literature Patronage Promotion
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I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard. I just have great respect for them. And they like me. I like them.

African Respect Relationship Great
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Together, We will make America strong again. We will make wealthy again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And yes, together, we will make America great again. Thank you. God bless you. And God bless America.

America Proud Wealthy Safe
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The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

Chinese Global Warming Concept
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No dream is too big. No challenge is too great. Nothing we want for our future is beyond our reach.

Dream Big Great Future
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It’s not like I’m anti-China. I just think it’s ridiculous that we allow them to do what they’re doing to this country, with the manipulation of the currency, that you write about and understand, and all of the other things that they do.

Currency Country Understand Anti-China
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The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.
Greatest Gift Life Friendship
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Nobody respects women more than me.

Respect Women Nobody Me
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I will tell you at the time. I’ll keep you in suspense, OK?

Suspense Time Keep You
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I've always won, and I'm going to continue to win. And that's the way it is.

Won Continue Win Way
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We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.

Educated Won Poorly Love
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You have to think anyway, so why not think big?
Think Anyway Big You
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Our party must continue to strike fear in the heart of the white man, our real enemy!

Party Continue Strike Fear
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If the choice were made, one for us to lose our sovereignty and become a member of the Commonwealth or remain with our sovereignty and lose the membership of the Commonwealth, I would say let the Commonwealth go.

Become Choice Commonwealth Lose
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Countries such as the U.S. and Britain have taken it upon themselves to decide for us in the developing world, even to interfere in our domestic affairs and to bring about what they call regime change.

About Affairs Bring Britain
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I wish to assure you that there can never be any return to the state of armed conflict which existed before our commitment to peace and the democratic process of election under the Lancaster House agreement.

Agreement Any Armed Assure
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Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer - its guarantor. The people's votes and the people's guns are always inseparable twins.

After Always Any Been
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In Africa, the only warning they take seriously is ‘low battery’.

Africa Only Warning Low
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Zimbabweans, let us respect pregnant women for it is not easy to carry around evidence of sex in public.

Respect Pregnant Easy Women
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Girls, learn to take care of yourselves. Some men will use you, use your body, ruin your reputation and then marry a beautiful woman and get born again. And as if that is not enough, use you as testimony in church.

Testimony Church Enough Again
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We are living in a generation where people ‘in love’ are free to touch each other’s private parts, but are not allowed to touch each other’s phones because they are private.

Private Part Phone Because
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Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed.

Bed Good Extremely Broke
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The only thing that scares me about marriage is that you have to wake up earlier on the wedding day.

Wedding Day Wake Early
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No matter how men shake their ‘thing’ after urinating, the last drop is always reserved for the boxers.

Boxers Reserve Always Drop
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Ladies, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s cold or raining....you are neither an umbrella nor a jacket.

Jacket Umbrella Neither Rain
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Kenyans are good runners because corruption is always chasing them.

Chase Chasing Always Corruption
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We are all born mad, but some decides to remain so.

Born Mad Some Decide
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The size of a socialite’s backside is indirectly proportional to the size of her brain.

Size Brain Backside Back
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the devil always comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.

Girlfriend Whenever Things Seem
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I stopped trusting women when my class three girlfriend left me for another boy, all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

Stop Stopped Women Class
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Witchcraft is when a 24-year-old girl who cannot jog for five minutes expects a 40-year-old man to last for an hour in action.

Witchcraft Five Jog Girl
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If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

Uniform Wife School Buy
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Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes and for Lorry fares!

Gift Best Receive Wife
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Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

End Paper Piece Roll
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For a woman with beauty without brains, it’s her private parts that suffer.

Woman Beauty Brain Part
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Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

Look Back Spent Money
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If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk with X-Rays to see inner beauty.

Ugly Stop Beauty Because
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All I hear is NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. If that was God's plan then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

Hear Plan Day God
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Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

Man Honey Capable Roman
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It’s hard to bewitch an African lady these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Hard African Lady Time
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Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

Draw Line Face Chest
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Dear ladies, if your boyfriends didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day, you should stop breastfeeding them.

Wish Happy Day Stop
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It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny him a hole she didn’t drill.

Better Man Stingy His
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If you have attended 200 weddings and you are still single you are not different from a canopy.

Single Still Canopy Different
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It’s every man’s dream to remove a lady’s pants one day but not when it’s on a drying line.

Man Dream Lady Line
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Keep every part of your towel clean because the part that cleans your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

Every Part Towel Clean
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Some couples are just good on Facebook yet they don’t talk to each other in their homes.

Couple Good Talk Home
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Married women should stop putting beautiful pictures and statuses of themselves. Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?

Stock Good Longer Picture
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Witchcraft is when you are in class and your manhood decides to erect for no reason. Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard.

Class Reason Point Rub
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Sometimes you look back at the woman you married, analyze all the problems she has caused you and you realize witchcraft is real.

Real Realize Cause Problem
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