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"62 Adam Sandler Quotes & Sayings

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Born: 9 September 1966 | Actor | Comedian | Screenwriter | Film producer |

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

Kid Parents School Stare
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My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

Father Like Pants Same
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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.
Kid Read Reading Stand
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It's nice when little teams win.

Little Nice Teams Win
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I've always wanted to do a family movie.

Always Family Movie Wanted
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I can handle pain.

Handle ICan Pain
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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

Bedtime Come Get Gets
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

Audience Did Happy Kids
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My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

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Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
Always Friends Had House
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Adam Sandler Quotes & Sayings