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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

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Author's Biography:
Name: Rodney Dangerfield
Born: 22 November 1921. Died: 5 October 2004
Profession: Comedian | Actor |


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